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Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« on: December 07, 2007, 01:07:28 AM »
another gem from scrappleface.com



Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
by Scott Ott

(2007-12-06)  Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, in perhaps the biggest speech of his presidential candidacy said today that despite his faith in God he will take a pledge to refrain from asking the Almighty to smite atheist Americans during his White House years.

I will be the president of all the people, said Mr. Romney, not just of the ones who are going to heaven. Therefore, I will not call down fire upon my unbelieving adversaries who are American citizens, nor will I take up the sword to slay them. Read my lips: no new plagues.

Mr. Romney also extended an olive branch to evangelical Christians suspicious of his belief in Mormon doctrine, promising to continue speaking in vague, inoffensive language about Jesus and the Bible if youll agree to do the same.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 03:46:57 AM »
another gem from scrappleface.com



Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
by Scott Ott

(2007-12-06)  Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, in perhaps the biggest speech of his presidential candidacy said today that despite his faith in God he will take a pledge to refrain from asking the Almighty to smite atheist Americans during his White House years.

I will be the president of all the people, said Mr. Romney, not just of the ones who are going to heaven. Therefore, I will not call down fire upon my unbelieving adversaries who are American citizens, nor will I take up the sword to slay them. Read my lips: no new plagues.

Mr. Romney also extended an olive branch to evangelical Christians suspicious of his belief in Mormon doctrine, promising to continue speaking in vague, inoffensive language about Jesus and the Bible if youll agree to do the same.

god can do any necessary smiting w/o mr. romney's help.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 05:26:25 AM »
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he will take a pledge to refrain from asking the Almighty to smite atheist Americans during his White House years.

Gosh, I sure feel better  rolleyes
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 06:02:43 AM »
I thought everyone got over their paranoia of living in a theocracy after Kennedy was elected?  ZOMG! He's a Mormon! We'll all have to have multiple wives if he gets elected! rolleyes
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 07:26:34 AM »
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I will be the president of all the people, said Mr. Romney, not just of the ones who are going to heaven. Therefore, I will not call down fire upon my unbelieving adversaries who are American citizens, nor will I take up the sword to slay them. Read my lips: no new plagues.
No WAY!

NO FREAKING WAY did Romney utter those words. But in the extremely unlikely event he did then he's a total whack job and everything possible that can be done to keep him out of the presidency must be done.

Though I cannot believe he said what he is purported to have said:

If he did, was he being sarcastic? Making fun of those who think Mormons are cultists? What was the context.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 07:37:15 AM »
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he will take a pledge to refrain from asking the Almighty to smite atheist Americans during his White House years.

Gosh, I sure feel better  rolleyes

I don't know....I think I'd be drawn to vote for a candidate who has smiting as a policy option.....not as much for athiests as for other enemy-of-civilization types....  cool
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 08:05:43 AM »
Well, in my view, liberals are athiests, so he could certainly ask God to smite the liberals...  angel
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 08:57:15 AM »
No WAY!

NO FREAKING WAY did Romney utter those words. But in the extremely unlikely event he did then he's a total whack job and everything possible that can be done to keep him out of the presidency must be done.

Though I cannot believe he said what he is purported to have said:

If he did, was he being sarcastic? Making fun of those who think Mormons are cultists? What was the context.


Considering the same site has this article, I believe you are probably correct:

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Omaha Mall Shooter Stopped by Armed Shoppers
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(2007-12-07)  When 19-year-old Robert Hawkins entered the Westroads Mall in Omaha, Nebraska, carrying an AK-47 assault rifle wrapped in a sweater, he intended to become famous by shooting as many people as possible and then turning the gun on himself.

The mentally-troubled teen left a suicide note, and a trail of evidence on his computer and elsewhere that he knew the police would spend months investigating. He had done everything possible to ensure that his name would be mentioned along with other mass killers at Virginia Tech, Columbine High School and the like.

He knew that the Westroads Mall was a gun-free zone, with signs on the entrances warning people with conceal-carry permits that they may not bring their firearms into the mall. He took comfort from those signs, as he pushed through the doors carrying the stolen assault rifle.

As he ascended to the upper deck, Mr. Hawkins could almost hear the screams of the shoppers as they tried to flee the sound of his shots, but due to the echo couldnt discern the shooters position. He pictured the confused mall security guards talking over each other on the two-way radios. He rehearsed in his mind the final trigger pull that would end his mortal pain, and imagined the silence that would follow, punctuated only by the groaning of his dying victims.

That was the plan  careful, premeditated and nearly perfect.

There was only one problem: some people dont read signs, and others ignore them.

As Mr. Hawkins moved into the ideal sniper position on the upper deck, an unnamed middle-aged man emerging from the nearby Von Maur department store noticed his odd behavior and glimpsed the muzzle of the rifle peeking out from the sweater. Almost instinctively the man moved toward Mr. Hawkins, reaching to his belt to draw out a Springfield EMP, a small, 9mm semi-automatic handgun.

As the would-be famous mass killer raised the rifle to his shoulder, the unnamed shopper commanded him to stop. Mr. Hawkins turned the muzzle of the AK-47 toward the commanding voice, a single shot rang out and Mr. Hawkins staggered, dropped his weapon and fell against the railing.

By this time, two other shoppers were aiming their pistols at Mr. Hawkins  a young, single woman pulled a .40 caliber Glock 27 from her purse, and a retired farmer drew his 9mm Ruger SR9 (an early Christmas gift from his wife). Together with the first man they moved in to separate Mr. Hawkins from his gun, search him for other weapons and restrain him until law enforcement arrived.

Robert Hawkins is recovering from his gunshot wound as he awaits trial for attempted murder and other charges. He faces the prospect of 15-to-25 years in prison, where police say he will be famous as the guy who was almost famous.

Westroads Mall officials said they had not decided yet whether to press charges against the three who interrupted Mr. Hawkins plan by violating the malls gun-free zone policy.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 10:57:21 AM »
I thought everyone got over their paranoia of living in a theocracy after Kennedy was elected?  ZOMG! He's a Mormon! We'll all have to have multiple wives if he gets elected!

Cool. cool

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 11:01:43 AM »
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NO FREAKING WAY did Romney utter those words.

ScrappleFace is a humor blog.  Sorta like The Onion.

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 12:23:53 PM »
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ScrappleFace is a humor blog.  Sorta like The Onion.

I suggest that when someone links to a humor or satire site that they say it is a humor or satire site.

Some of 'em are quite obviously not the real deal but some - well - you just can't tell.

I've heard of the Onion - even used to go there 'till they changed their format but scrappleFace??? That's a new one.

Course if I'd looked at the source ScrappleFace would have been a dead give away but all I saw was the quoted article in the OP.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 03:01:06 PM »
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ScrappleFace is a humor blog.  Sorta like The Onion.
I suggest that when someone links to a humor or satire site that they say it is a humor or satire site.

Some of 'em are quite obviously not the real deal but some - well - you just can't tell. 


 grin   Are you being satirical, Wolf?  What kind of paranoid fantasies must a person entertain about religious folk, before they will take the above quotations seriously?  Especially after Romney's actual speech about religion? 

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 03:16:37 PM »
I would be to embarrassed to admit I'd never heard of scrappleface!
Next some one will tell me they never heard of IMAO.us
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 04:28:53 PM »
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ScrappleFace is a humor blog.  Sorta like The Onion.
I suggest that when someone links to a humor or satire site that they say it is a humor or satire site.

Some of 'em are quite obviously not the real deal but some - well - you just can't tell. 


 grin   Are you being satirical, Wolf?  What kind of paranoid fantasies must a person entertain about religious folk, before they will take the above quotations seriously?  Especially after Romney's actual speech about religion? 

Priceless. 
Not being satirical, which is why I stated in my original post:
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NO FREAKING WAY did Romney utter those words. But in the extremely unlikely event he did then he's a total whack job and everything possible that can be done to keep him out of the presidency must be done.
Because there was just no way a guy like Romney would have said that. I missed the source as ScrappleFace or wouldn't have asked. Even then I said "in the extremely unlikely event..." Then asked later if he did say that stuff in what context did he say it? Was he being sarcastic or something.

As for the actual words quoted in the article - my brother and niece belong to a church where most of the parishiners are totally capable of uttering the smite words in relation to those not of their faith so one doesn't have to be paranoid about fanatics to imagine they are capable of such utterances.

I don't think Romney is a fanatic which lacking knowledge of his speech combined with the quoted article by the OP made me incredulous that he could have said such in front of a national audience.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 04:32:45 PM »
I would be to embarrassed to admit I'd never heard of scrappleface!
Next some one will tell me they never heard of IMAO.us
I've never heard of IMAO.us and I am not embarassed by that revelation.

Some of y'all spend way too much time on the internet.

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2007, 05:34:09 PM »
some of my fave blogs are "rightwingnews.com"  "IMAO.us" scrappleface is a new fave for me, little green footballs is another good one.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2007, 03:55:51 AM »
People!  Breathe!  IN....out.....in.....out
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2007, 05:19:08 AM »
If Romney abolishes the capital gains tax, I will give up coffee and beer, take multiple wives and dig in my back yard for plates.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2007, 10:34:01 AM »
If Romney abolishes the capital gains tax,..................... and dig in my back yard for plates.

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2007, 10:50:23 AM »
Been there, done that, El T.  Check your deed.  I have riparian rights.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2007, 06:25:41 PM »
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2007, 08:31:17 PM »
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2007, 02:51:44 AM »
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First smart thing you've said in awhile.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2007, 06:57:12 PM »
This is the main reason I know what IMAO.us is.  I saw the Tshirt for sale and looked it up.  Never really visit the site though.  The rant explaining the plan for world peace is pretty funny.

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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2007, 06:59:14 PM »
This one is good also.
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