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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2007, 07:26:10 PM »
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2007, 05:26:02 AM »
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2007, 01:10:57 PM »
People!  Breathe!  IN....out.....in.....out
ITS SATIRE.

Does this mean nobody's smiting anybody?...  sad

If he wants my vote, I wanna see some smiting....  angry
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2007, 01:26:42 PM »
Vote for fistful.  I promise to smite the atheists, the hippies, the commies, and those stooges who canceled Firefly. 
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2007, 01:55:51 PM »
Vote for fistful.  I promise to smite the atheists, the hippies, the commies, and those stooges who canceled Firefly. 

!!!SOLD!!!
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2007, 02:58:39 PM »
I SMITE THEE, ALL OF THEE, EXCEPT ME.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2007, 04:10:32 PM »
I SMITE THEE, ALL OF THEE, EXCEPT ME.

Too late.....fistful is the designated smiter, now.....  police
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2007, 07:02:39 AM »
I SMITE THEE, ALL OF THEE, EXCEPT ME.

Too late.....fistful is the designated smiter, now.....  police
Maybe not...
Fistful's smite didn't include Grampster therefore Grampster's follow on smite smote Fistful. Fistful having been smitten is no longer able to smite therefore Grampster is now the official smiter.

Not that that matters since Grampster smote us all so there's no one left to be smitten so the whole official smiter title is hereby declared to be moot.

Smite - what a cool word...
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2007, 12:51:25 PM »
I SMITE THEE, ALL OF THEE, EXCEPT ME.

Too late.....fistful is the designated smiter, now.....  police
Maybe not...
Fistful's smite didn't include Grampster therefore Grampster's follow on smite smote Fistful. Fistful having been smitten is no longer able to smite therefore Grampster is now the official smiter.

Not that that matters since Grampster smote us all so there's no one left to be smitten so the whole official smiter title is hereby declared to be moot.

Smite - what a cool word...

True....but Grampster's probably using the old 1d6 smite while fistful has a +1 on the d12 smite which means his smite followed through and smote Grampster's smite before Grampster's roll......

....and I've officially out-geeked everyone here, haven't I?....  laugh
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2007, 01:29:05 PM »
True....but Grampster's probably using the old 1d6 smite while fistful has a +1 on the d12 smite which means his smite followed through and smote Grampster's smite before Grampster's roll......

....and I've officially out-geeked everyone here, haven't I?....  laugh

That could be pretty tough to do, around here.


Look folks, I've been smitten.  Gramps got me pretty bad. 

But who will get your vote?  The candidate that cares only to smite you and I?  Or the candidate who has pledged to smite the commie hippy atheists, and the anti-Firefly faction at FOX?  God bless you all, and God bless America. 


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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2007, 09:24:20 AM »
Since there is no one left to smite am I Smiter Emeritus?  Or am I grampster, Of Smiter? 

Lest any of you deign to challenge my smitingness, never forget I have Fisful of Smite at my beck and call.  grin
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2007, 09:57:48 AM »
fistful, if you promise to smite ALL the commies, not just the hippy atheist kind, you have my vote.  Otherwise, keep your smite at home come the first Tuesday in NOV.
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2007, 10:54:04 AM »
True....but Grampster's probably using the old 1d6 smite while fistful has a +1 on the d12 smite which means his smite followed through and smote Grampster's smite before Grampster's roll......

....and I've officially out-geeked everyone here, haven't I?....  laugh

That could be pretty tough to do, around here.


Look folks, I've been smitten.  Gramps got me pretty bad. 

But who will get your vote?  The candidate that cares only to smite you and I?  Or the candidate who has pledged to smite the commie hippy atheists, and the anti-Firefly faction at FOX?  God bless you all, and God bless America. 




You've got my vote...anybody who would smite Joss Whedon (like grampster did) is probably some type of commie hippy athiest and needs to be smited in the shinyest way....  laugh
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2007, 11:58:55 AM »
fistful, if you promise to smite ALL the commies, not just the hippy atheist kind, you have my vote.  Otherwise, keep your smite at home come the first Tuesday in NOV.


I already did.  Try and keep up.  We politicians just love an informed voter.  Isn't that right guys?  Romney?  Obama?  Will one of you guys please answer me?   
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2007, 12:30:20 PM »
Smite me?  NO, smite you!
Or, to make it look really bad....
***** me?  NO! ***** YOU!
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2007, 12:39:19 PM »
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Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists, But I Will Hint Broadly, and Concentrate Them In Special Camps, So No Theists Get In the Way of the Smiting.


That sounds much better, no?  Tongue
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Re: Romney: I Won't Ask God to Smite Atheists
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2007, 02:58:55 PM »
Fistful,

If you add all of Hollyweird and not just the "stooges at FOX that cancelled Firefly".  I'll sell you my vote also.   grin  (I live near Chicago.  Votes cost money.....  rolleyes)
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