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Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 03, 2005, 09:24:22 PM: your supposed to add a line...sheesh follow my lead... :mrgreen:

Once upon a time....

...there was a new forum called APS....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Oleg Volk on March 03, 2005, 09:27:08 PM: ...which is not to be confused with another APS, the latter with a lower result/noise ratio...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Happy Bob on March 03, 2005, 09:38:43 PM: but which, like its metal namesake, startled people who saw it for the first time, bringing forth thoughts such as, "Wow...that's Cool! I never expected that..."
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 03, 2005, 09:40:18 PM: ...that Steve really appreciates learning about...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Cool Hand Luke 22:36 on March 03, 2005, 09:42:56 PM: The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.
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Post by: wasrjoe on March 03, 2005, 09:46:14 PM: ...said Cool Hand Luke, as he hurridly pecked away at his keyboard.
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 03, 2005, 09:57:14 PM: < uh what >

Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was so popular with the ....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Wildalaska on March 03, 2005, 10:50:23 PM: Quote
The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.

One merley need quote...

and

WildineverhavemuchtosayanywayAlaska
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: BillBlank on March 03, 2005, 11:26:10 PM: Quote
Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was so popular with the ....

alaskan sasquatch sitting in the corner playing with it's nose hair. Then, as if by magic.....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Happy Bob on March 04, 2005, 06:19:28 AM: SWMBO came into the room, asking ...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Para2 on March 04, 2005, 06:51:15 AM: ..."When can I get on? I want to play spades!!!"
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: jamz on March 04, 2005, 07:32:12 AM: "Sure!" he said, breathing heavily. "But first, you have to hold this long, vibrating...."
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: spacemanspiff on March 04, 2005, 07:52:47 AM: ...pogo stick, while i put on my teenage mutant ninja turtles....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Leatherneck on March 04, 2005, 07:56:20 AM: ...and SWMBO said "Get over here Boy-San" and yanked on what nose hair remained...
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Post by: jamz on March 05, 2005, 06:12:07 AM: Suddenly, the roof crashed in as Preacherman, P95Carry and Art Eatman fast-roped to the floor, bearing.....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Michigander on March 05, 2005, 06:20:54 AM: arms.
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Post by: jamz on March 05, 2005, 06:24:46 AM: Arms, and Chili. "Here" says one of them, "This one has beans in it!"
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Post by: Happy Bob on March 05, 2005, 07:08:46 AM: "Beans?" asked spiff. "Yummm..." "Not again," Holly thought with a grimace.

sm chimed in: "Beans? Here -- lemme show you another meaning of the term, "fast rope."
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Post by: Ready on the Right on March 05, 2005, 07:11:54 AM: "Rope? This isn't rope..it's tactical ___ ___ ___"
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Post by: P95Carry on March 05, 2005, 08:24:22 AM: (Hi Steve - *waves* ) ........

.................... ''fast rope'' - makes me think of soap on a rope - but mix that with beans and you gotta problem ...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 05, 2005, 11:10:21 AM: Quote
"Rope? This isn't rope..it's tactical ___ ___ ___"

You ever heard ME say tactical?

Practical...

Rope? This ain't rope..its Practical Critter Control Cord. :mrgreen:

Hey Chris - you still keeping CCC in the "boot " of the Mrs. vehicle?
*smirk*
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: P95Carry on March 05, 2005, 11:29:24 AM: Steve - I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one LOL

Don't forget to check under your ''bonnet'' *grin* ...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 05, 2005, 11:48:48 AM: Hey since I started this thread - I get to use Poetic License to get back on topic - right? Gonna do it any...

Quote
I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one....

....Wheras Spiffy was heard saying " May I have another ...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: jamz on March 05, 2005, 01:40:34 PM: ... copy of that picture of WA in the pink tutu? Those nights don't get any shorter in the wintertime you know!" Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....
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Post by: spacemanspiff on March 05, 2005, 04:23:15 PM: Quote
Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....

keyring full of shiny keys, and spiff was distracted by their shininess and the wonderful sound they made when he shook them.
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 05, 2005, 05:00:39 PM: Members of the Roundtable took note of Spiff's facination with shiney things making noise and...
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Post by: WhoKnowsWho on March 05, 2005, 05:11:13 PM: realized shiny noisy things are not the way to get into a Blackhawk tactical advertisement which is his secret dream.
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Holly76201 on March 05, 2005, 10:59:08 PM: But the other APSrs made a note to get Spiff a set of his OWN shiny clinky thinks for his birthday, which is coming up.....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Darkmind on March 05, 2005, 11:27:56 PM: ....... next on Cops! Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: jamz on March 06, 2005, 02:52:06 AM: Quote
....... next on Cops! Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .

doing his best to extract large slippery eels from......
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: grampster on March 06, 2005, 10:03:03 AM: ...where they were wrapped tenuously around his waist, holding his P99 which was holstered in his inside the waistband holster because his pants were too tight.
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Guest on March 06, 2005, 12:31:13 PM: WildAlaska's SWMBO invited Spiffy over for supper. "I fix eel for supper".- SWMBO was heard saying as she ....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: wasrjoe on March 06, 2005, 12:53:52 PM: ...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: jamz on March 06, 2005, 01:12:53 PM: Quote
...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...

Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn! They piled out of the chopper, each holding......
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: spacemanspiff on March 06, 2005, 02:51:37 PM: Quote
Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn! They piled out of the chopper, each holding......

....pieces of the Tri-Lateral Commissions crest, which when put together,
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Paddy on March 06, 2005, 02:55:36 PM: and hung on a gold chain around spiffy's neck, declaring that the world needs to look to it's native roots for answers in these dark and troubled times, after which WA, spiff, Schumer, Feinstein et al., engaged in a group hug and sang a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: grampster on March 06, 2005, 05:03:34 PM: ...while the one remaining eel, the one that the holster was affixed to, slithered quietly to Spiffy's off hand....
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: Happy Bob on March 06, 2005, 05:04:25 PM: WA looked over at spiffy and winked as the eyelids of the Three Mousketeers began to droop. The three were soon fast asleep, and spiff asked, "so what did your wife put in those samples of her eel dish that she fed them?"
Title: Once upon a time...
Post by: spacemanspiff on March 06, 2005, 06:42:48 PM: WA answered "a special mixture of 'Okama'*, fresh from japan".

* - you'll have to ask WA about Okama, unless you know japanese already.