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Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Art Eatman on January 24, 2006, 05:09:43 PM
No particular reason, other than it seemed funny:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: 280plus on January 24, 2006, 05:38:29 PM
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
WOW!! Did I ever mention Grandma LOVES Chuck? The world stands still at Grandma's house when Texas Ranger is on. She used to love Lawrence Welk but he up and died on her. She hasn't forgiven him for it yet either...

Wink
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 24, 2006, 06:59:10 PM
i gather Art doesn't surf Arf.com

Chuck is pretty well know for round house kicks over there
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Art Eatman on January 24, 2006, 07:27:26 PM
I never really got into type-specific or brandname-specific sites.  Guns, 4WD, whatever.  Folks seem to get all excited over small beer and get mad over nothing much...

Smiley, Art
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: El Tejon on January 25, 2006, 03:33:59 AM
The guys in my martial arts club have been on a two week streak with these.  They print them off and read them aloud as we work out.

They make me laugh so hard sometime I *snort* through my nose!:D
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Iain on January 25, 2006, 04:00:43 AM
They are great.

There was another one I liked:

"When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad he turns into Mr. T."
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: 280plus on January 25, 2006, 05:54:27 AM
I liked Conan O'Brien's "Chuck Norris Lever" or wasit the "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" I don't remember. Musta caught a roundhouse when I wasn't looking. They say it's the one you don't see that gets ya.
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Paddy on January 25, 2006, 08:28:36 AM
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The latest chuck norris craze is a ripoff. Clearly Vin Diesel is superior.
phftttt.  They're both a coupla wussies compared to this guy.

Jack Bauer.  The guy NEVER eats, NEVER sleeps, has a cellphone that works ANYWHERE, can call in airstrikes, satellite surveillance, backup teams with MP5's and NV, you name it anywhere, anytime.  heh.
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Fly320s on January 25, 2006, 08:50:48 AM
Yeah, but he doesn't have a beard.
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Mabs2 on January 25, 2006, 09:33:10 AM
He also looks constipated.

Anyone see that episode of some Sitcom where Chuck was hanging out with the main character and was REALLY wussy acting?
Talking about nursery ryhmes, comparing diapers, and other things...
So funny.
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: ...has left the building. on January 25, 2006, 10:05:00 AM
Quote from: El Tejon
The guys in my martial arts club have been on a two week streak with these.  They print them off and read them aloud as we work out.

They make me laugh so hard sometime I *snort* through my nose!:D
I was outside jumping rope laughing my butt off last night!
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: SalukiFan on January 25, 2006, 10:19:05 AM
OK, who's getting a t-shirt?

I might not be able to resist...

-SalukiFan
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: 280plus on January 25, 2006, 10:45:45 AM
I should get one for granny...  

That'd get a "Chuck"le out of her!

Cheesy
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: griz on January 25, 2006, 10:48:07 AM
Until you read that Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, you never think how funny that is. Cheesy
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Iain on January 25, 2006, 02:52:58 PM
He responds...

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: 280plus on January 25, 2006, 03:00:47 PM
That is just tooooo funny!!

LMAO...
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Lo.Com.Denom on January 25, 2006, 03:51:27 PM
Comedy. gold.

 Join the Chucktatorship!!!

But does Chuck's round-house beat Jean-Claude's spinning back-kick? There's only one way to find out - and it involves a cage-fight and slow-motion...
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: 280plus on January 25, 2006, 04:58:51 PM
I love hoe Chuck gets a plug in there for his Western novels. $5 says his publicist wrote that...
Title: Chuck Norris Chuckles
Post by: Antibubba on January 25, 2006, 06:19:46 PM
Fact:  Chuck Norris will kick this guy's ass if he doesn't get his 90% cut.


Cheesy