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Title: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ben on February 04, 2021, 06:15:14 PM
I thought "the resistance" was over once 46 got elected.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/02/04/resistance-pillows-have-arrived-david-hogg-says-his-company-will-compete-against-mike-lindells-mypillow/
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: BobR on February 04, 2021, 06:19:43 PM
Here I was hoping it would be a pillow that would resist flattening out overnight. So much for that. I am glad to see they are using union labor, that should keep the cost of the pillow reasonably high or the company broke reasonably quick....probably both.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Kingcreek on February 04, 2021, 06:46:27 PM
I need a pillow that veers left. My wife sleeps on on the right side of the bed.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Boomhauer on February 04, 2021, 06:55:28 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I’m glad the president of the Soy Boy Beta *let's not go there* Society is too busy tilting at windmills that he thinks matters to do real *expletive deleted*it. Also the MyPillow guy should trademark it before him and sell Resistance Pillows to the “look I’m helping!” Woketards
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 04, 2021, 07:10:24 PM
Here I was hoping it would be a pillow that would resist flattening out overnight. So much for that. I am glad to see they are using union labor, that should keep the cost of the pillow reasonably high or the company broke reasonably quick....probably both.

I think it's going to be more like a body pillow that looks like that guy from that super-cringey DNC music video.

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimaging.broadway.com%2Fimages%2Fsocial%2Fw630%2F118410-11.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: TommyGunn on February 04, 2021, 07:40:32 PM
I'm sure Mike Lindell is quaking in his boots at the thought of the .... :rofl:  .... competition .... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on February 04, 2021, 08:09:22 PM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/48707539.jpg)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: RoadKingLarry on February 04, 2021, 10:06:53 PM
The David Hogg pillow:
A pillow case that is empty of substance and is rough and abrasive to your face.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 04, 2021, 10:22:03 PM
The David Hogg pillow:
A pillow case that is empty of substance and is rough and abrasive to your face.

This reporter LOLed.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: MechAg94 on February 05, 2021, 09:37:43 AM
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one day, people will ask, "on whose side were you on during the great pillow wars"

I ordered a couple of the Mypillows a few weeks ago.  Looks like it is supposed to arrive tomorrow.  There are discount codes all over for them.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ron on February 05, 2021, 11:06:55 AM
Resistance?

His side owns all the political and educational institutions, all three branches of government as well as all the major media outlets. We mustn't forget all the corporate boardrooms either.

The only reason we are allowed to own guns is the oligarchs might need to thin the herd by getting everyone to start shooting each other.

Thinking it is actually respect for the constitution sort of seems silly considering the constitution has been a dead letter in so many ways for a long time.

Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Calumus on February 05, 2021, 07:04:57 PM
Hogg is actually on Tw*tter right now asking if anyone can point him at an American pillow manufacturer that's unionized. Looks like he's just hoping to slap a label on something. I can't imagine anybody I know wanting to go face down on one of Hogg's pillows if they actually make it to market...
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ben on February 06, 2021, 03:58:47 PM
Now it's a billion dollar company that will be launching pillows into space.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/02/06/david-hogg-seeks-memes-to-help-promote-what-could-become-billion-dollar-pillow-company/

Interesting that he additionally continues to put down Lindell, who hires ex-cons and other individuals the left would normally consider "in-need", while doing the union labor thing and apparently looking to make a fast buck. I hope this fails stupendously.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ron on February 06, 2021, 04:12:51 PM
He was quoted as saying he was driven in part by "realizing the need for a pillow that can be tossed in the wash/drier multiple times a week after long nights of pillow biting".
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on February 06, 2021, 04:15:09 PM
(https://www.candlewick.com/images/cwp_spreads/648/0763650048.int.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 06, 2021, 08:01:46 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-releases-dangerous-new-high-capacity-assault-pillow


(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-7927-1.jpg)


I really want MyPillow to make these just to watch Hogg's head explode.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 07, 2021, 06:03:15 PM
Now it's a billion dollar company that will be launching pillows into space.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/02/06/david-hogg-seeks-memes-to-help-promote-what-could-become-billion-dollar-pillow-company/

Interesting that he additionally continues to put down Lindell, who hires ex-cons and other individuals the left would normally consider "in-need", while doing the union labor thing and apparently looking to make a fast buck. I hope this fails stupendously.

Q1: Where do I go to seek redress from the harm incurred by reading Bible passages cruelly placed on my pillow?

Q2: How many black trans childrens of color could be fed by the vast sums required to put pillows in orbit?
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ben on February 08, 2021, 02:32:27 PM
Espouses Calif policies, won't open his factory in CA because, policies.

This is going to be very entertaining to watch, I think.  :laugh:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/08/so-close-and-yet-so-far-david-hogg-almost-figures-out-why-ca-is-such-a-crappy-place-to-start-his-progressive-pillow-biz-and-lol/
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: MechAg94 on February 08, 2021, 02:41:11 PM
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NOT TEXAS.

California, New York, Illinois are much better suited to your business.
:laugh:
I don't want him here either.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Boomhauer on February 08, 2021, 02:44:50 PM
If he ever gets this dumbfuck idea off the ground 4chan is gonna *expletive deleted*ck with his business so bad  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: MechAg94 on February 11, 2021, 11:06:27 AM
David Hogg’s Latest Moneymaker: Illegal Suppressors
https://freedomslodge.com/david-hoggs-latest-moneymaker-illegal-suppressors/?trk_msg=AEKHQ8AK80MKNBIJTH2JJRPAT4&trk_contact=5HODPFHLQF1DBVN85D58FA3I1S&trk_sid=J48REEMID98BP7U27Q5JEO3OSO

(https://freedomslodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/pillow_silencer_8.jpg)

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Why, get into the illegal suppressor business, of course…and by that, we mean “Good Pillow,” Hogg’s new pillow company. He’s been chewing over pillows as the best way to muffle gunfire–as well as the occasional grunt–while hopefully making enough dough to pay his private armed security.

David Hogg is trying to cash in on the huge number of new gun owners.   =D
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on February 11, 2021, 11:08:57 AM
Class 3 pillows
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Doggy Daddy on February 11, 2021, 11:23:02 AM
Class 3 pillows

Ghost Pillows

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0307/1167/7063/products/gra-pillow-memory-foam-a.jpg?v=1594079022)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on February 11, 2021, 11:26:24 AM
Ghost Pillows

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0307/1167/7063/products/gra-pillow-memory-foam-a.jpg?v=1594079022)

80% filled?
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: HeroHog on February 11, 2021, 01:35:45 PM
"Pillows for pillow biters"
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ben on February 24, 2021, 07:07:51 PM
Apparently the little twerp has competition for the most woke pillow.  :rofl:

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/02/24/pillow-fight-someones-already-beaten-david-hogg-to-the-lucrative-liberal-pillow-market/
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: French G. on February 24, 2021, 07:16:27 PM
I need an influential Twitter platform. Because I can pull the pin on this madness. You see, pillows are just a product of white supremacist culture. BIPOC people had to sleep on the ground with no pillow. Then the white patriarchs normalized the genocide of geese for pillows and then when these poor gentle loving creatures were extinct they made pillows out of ozone depleting fossil fuels. Don't support this pillow culture, sleep on the ground until you understand how your whiteness hurts others. There, y'all need an address to send my nobel prize to?
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on February 24, 2021, 08:22:22 PM
Apparently the little twerp has competition for the most woke pillow.  :rofl:

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/02/24/pillow-fight-someones-already-beaten-david-hogg-to-the-lucrative-liberal-pillow-market/

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.frontlinegaming.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F08%2Fthunderdome.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: HeroHog on February 25, 2021, 05:47:20 AM
Slightly NSFW

http://herohog.com/images/Humor/NSFW/DavidHogg'sPillows.jpg
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: RocketMan on February 25, 2021, 09:43:20 AM
Slightly NSFW

http://herohog.com/images/Humor/NSFW/DavidHogg'sPillows.jpg

That looks about right for Hogg.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: MechAg94 on February 25, 2021, 10:13:22 AM
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I have a dream that my four children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the political leanings of their pillow.

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WOKE PILLOW CUSTOMER SERVICE: how can we help you?

ME: excuse me, i'd like to make a return

CUSTOMER SERVICE: what was not to your satisfaction

ME: i can't sleep. i toss and turn, it's awful

CUSTOMER SERVICE: pardon me sir, why do you think we called it a 'woke pillow'?
:laugh:
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Ben on April 11, 2021, 10:21:34 AM
Looks like the pillows are too hard (of work).  =D

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/04/11/lmfao-hogg-takes-the-l-david-hoggs-mea-culpa-thread-on-his-quitting-the-progressive-pillow-biz-accidentally-hilarious/
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on April 11, 2021, 11:56:30 AM
Bet he expected some rich liberal to give him a billion dollars for it by now.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: MechAg94 on April 11, 2021, 12:40:59 PM
He could have let the other guy run it and kept a small minority interest while still publicizing it.  Strange that he got completely out of it.  I can only assume it won't happen.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Hawkmoon on April 11, 2021, 06:00:55 PM
Looks like the pillows are too hard (of work).  =D

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/04/11/lmfao-hogg-takes-the-l-david-hoggs-mea-culpa-thread-on-his-quitting-the-progressive-pillow-biz-accidentally-hilarious/

Disgusting.

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    12: While the tragedy and trauma I experienced does shape me, like many other survivors of gun violence, it is not even close to who I am fully and I am looking forward to using this time to grow myself as an organizer, friend, son, and brother.

    — David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 10, 2021

Hogg isn't a survivor of gun violence. He didn't get shot. He didn't get shot at. He wasn't even in the same building, let alone on the same floor, as the kids who were shot.
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: HeroHog on April 12, 2021, 11:30:07 AM
Disgusting.

Hogg isn't a survivor of gun violence. He didn't get shot. He didn't get shot at. He wasn't even in the same building, let alone on the same floor, as the kids who were shot.

Was he even on campus?
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: WLJ on April 12, 2021, 11:37:15 AM
Was he even on campus?

IIRC the school is made up of two or more buildings and he was supposedly in building #2 while the shooting occurred in building #1
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: bedlamite on April 12, 2021, 12:13:53 PM
(https://i.redd.it/z2u4tx4pfqs61.png)
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: K Frame on April 12, 2021, 12:15:07 PM
IIRC the school is made up of two or more buildings and he was supposedly in building #2 while the shooting occurred in building #1

By that definition of survivorship, I have survived multiple violent encounters over the years because I've been in the same town/county/state where a shooting occurred.

I never realized I was so damaged but so perseverant. 
Title: Re: Resistance Pillows
Post by: Hawkmoon on April 12, 2021, 04:20:35 PM
IIRC the school is made up of two or more buildings and he was supposedly in building #2 while the shooting occurred in building #1

That's my recollection, as well.