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Title: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: MillCreek on October 07, 2021, 05:37:25 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/09/27/what-is-soaking-the-mormon-teen-sex-act-going-viral/

Another item on the list of things I never thought about.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 07, 2021, 05:56:37 PM
Food rules and restrictions on a natural necessity.

Sexual rules and restrictions on a natural necessity.

All for guilt-control.

If they could somehow sinnify breathing, they would.

I've lit this fuse before... have at it.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: just Warren on October 07, 2021, 05:58:09 PM

If they could sinnify breathing, they would.

Sinhaling.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: MechAg94 on October 07, 2021, 08:53:07 PM
I see it as people adding all sorts of legalistic and overly detailed rules/sins.  There was a line drawn and people are walking right up on the line.  The bureaucrat thinks they should stay 10 feet away so adds all sorts of petty rules that turn a simple line into a huge confusing grey area. 

The author doesn't seem to know anyone who actually did this so it might just be BS or just someone trying to justify something they know they did. 
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 07, 2021, 09:28:13 PM
"Ah trahd marijuana once but ah didn't inhale."
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Boomhauer on October 07, 2021, 09:36:59 PM
I heard about it several years ago on one of those ridiculous Amish Mafia shows.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: WLJ on October 07, 2021, 09:38:15 PM
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Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: cordex on October 07, 2021, 09:46:05 PM
I knew some Catholic girls who had some convoluted religious justifications they could make with a straight face for some of their activities. Not sure the pope would have agreed.  Then again, maybe he would have.

Of course, it isn’t just religious rules that people flagrantly break with the flimsiest of excuses. Heck, look at how they handle the Constitution these days.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Pb on October 07, 2021, 10:16:32 PM


Sexual rules and restrictions on a natural necessity.



Sex is very important, that is why religious restrictions exist on it, and are so strict.  Sex is needed to create families, and have them stick together... to make more people.

When people are virgins at marriage, their divorce rate is extremely low, and the certainity of paternity is very high.  This makes men want to work hard to protect and take care of their children (because they know they are their own).  My wife and I were both virgins when we married.  I have never had sex with another woman to compare her to... we are bonded together tightly because of this.  When I think about sex, I think about her

Here is a summary of a journal article discussing the correlation between virginity and divorce.

https://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R-WhB9g9eYk/TJDSr8V_ShI/AAAAAAAAAOg/VmMGTymAVcI/s1600/teachman)

America has thrown away sexual morality.  The results have been horrible.  The divorce rate is about 40-50%.  Over 40% of American kids are bastards... who grow up greatly disadvantaged, probably on welfare, with a much greater likelihood of pathologies.  Around 20% of Americans have a sexually transmitted disease.  Around a fourth of women will kill one of their own children with an abortion.  Americans won't even have enough kids to stop our population from declining.

I am sure it is very fun to have sex with women you are not married to, but God has forbidden it for a reason... it is destructive. 

Religious sexual morality exists because it works.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: zxcvbob on October 07, 2021, 11:06:05 PM
Sex is very important, that is why religious restrictions exist on it, and are so strict.  Sex is needed to create families, and have them stick together... to make more people.

When people are virgins at marriage, their divorce rate is extremely low, and the certainity of paternity is very high.  This makes men want to work hard to protect and take care of their children (because they know they are their own).  My wife and I were both virgins when we married.  I have never had sex with another woman to compare her to... we are bonded together tightly because of this.  When I think about sex, I think about her

Here is a summary of a journal article discussing the correlation between virginity and divorce.

https://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html

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America has thrown away sexual morality.  The results have been horrible.  The divorce rate is about 40-50%.  Over 40% of American kids are bastards... who grow up greatly disadvantaged, probably on welfare, with a much greater likelihood of pathologies.  Around 20% of Americans have a sexually transmitted disease.  Around a fourth of women will kill one of their own children with an abortion.  Americans won't even have enough kids to stop our population from declining.

I am sure it is very fun to have sex with women you are not married to, but God has forbidden it for a reason... it is destructive. 

Religious sexual morality exists because it works.

Amen!  My wife and I were both virgins when we got married (well, almost, but it was with each other a couple of times after we were engaged and the wedding scheduled)  We've been married since 1986.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: K Frame on October 08, 2021, 07:55:09 AM
I don't think I'll be asking my Mormon neighbors about this anytime... ever.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: dogmush on October 08, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Sex is very important, that is why religious restrictions exist on it, and are so strict.  Sex is needed to create families, and have them stick together... to make more people.

When people are virgins at marriage, their divorce rate is extremely low, and the certainity of paternity is very high.  This makes men want to work hard to protect and take care of their children (because they know they are their own).  My wife and I were both virgins when we married.  I have never had sex with another woman to compare her to... we are bonded together tightly because of this.  When I think about sex, I think about her

Here is a summary of a journal article discussing the correlation between virginity and divorce.

https://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html

Conveniently, having sex with only one person lowers the odds of running across one of the millions of people out there with psychological issues stemming from their guilt-ridden feelings about sex, or recognizing it if you do, so there's that as well.

America has thrown away sexual morality.  The results have been horrible.  The divorce rate is about 40-50%.  Over 40% of American kids are bastards... who grow up greatly disadvantaged, probably on welfare, with a much greater likelihood of pathologies.  Around 20% of Americans have a sexually transmitted disease.  Around a fourth of women will kill one of their own children with an abortion.  Americans won't even have enough kids to stop our population from declining.

America has thrown away repressive monotheistic sexual morality, which was OK.  It failed to replace it with a culture of personal responsibility for ones actions, which in many more ways than sex is suboptimal.

I am sure it is very fun to have sex with women you are not married to, but God has forbidden it for a reason... it is destructive. 

Religious sexual morality exists because it works.

It is very fun, and my Gods have done no such thing.  as far as working that might not be the best barometer. Saudi Arabia and the Taliban have very low divorce rates.  I guess Man Love Thursday and buggery work as well.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: French G. on October 08, 2021, 09:29:20 AM
Highlighting why I dislike hardline conservatives as much as their purple haired kin. Vote them in and there would be no blooming of small government and constitutional ideals. Just their version of the taliban.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: brimic on October 08, 2021, 09:37:21 AM
Sex is very important, that is why religious restrictions exist on it, and are so strict.  Sex is needed to create families, and have them stick together... to make more people.

When people are virgins at marriage, their divorce rate is extremely low, and the certainity of paternity is very high.  This makes men want to work hard to protect and take care of their children (because they know they are their own).  My wife and I were both virgins when we married.  I have never had sex with another woman to compare her to... we are bonded together tightly because of this.  When I think about sex, I think about her

Here is a summary of a journal article discussing the correlation between virginity and divorce.

https://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R-WhB9g9eYk/TJDSr8V_ShI/AAAAAAAAAOg/VmMGTymAVcI/s1600/teachman)

America has thrown away sexual morality.  The results have been horrible.  The divorce rate is about 40-50%.  Over 40% of American kids are bastards... who grow up greatly disadvantaged, probably on welfare, with a much greater likelihood of pathologies.  Around 20% of Americans have a sexually transmitted disease.  Around a fourth of women will kill one of their own children with an abortion.  Americans won't even have enough kids to stop our population from declining.

I am sure it is very fun to have sex with women you are not married to, but God has forbidden it for a reason... it is destructive. 

Religious sexual morality exists because it works.

It’s almost as if pair bonding is a thing, and people, women in particular, lose that aspect after a few partners. Most divorces actions are initiated by women.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 08, 2021, 09:39:18 AM
Man Love Thursday?

Holy Cow, never heard of that before.  I'm neither for nor against homosexuality or same-sex marriages or a host of other blue-law things that are none of my business, like cows that are holy.

That's a new one on me.  Another interesting way that popular culture can override religious strictures.

:rofl:

Terry, 230RN

Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: cordex on October 08, 2021, 09:49:07 AM
Highlighting why I dislike hardline conservatives as much as their purple haired kin. Vote them in and there would be no blooming of small government and constitutional ideals. Just their version of the taliban.
Out of curiosity, what in this thread highlighted the evil of hardline conservatives?  I'm not necessarily disagreeing - there have been plenty of folks on the right who live up to your description, I'm just not seeing who in this thread was obviously preparing to spin up a version of the taliban.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: K Frame on October 08, 2021, 09:55:42 AM
'Out of curiosity, what in this thread highlighted the evil of hardline conservatives?'

Isn't it obvious?

Belief in God -- Conservative
Belief in moral code -- Conservative
Believe in a God-based moral code -- OH MY GOD WORSE THAN HITLER HARDLINE CONSERVATIVE!!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 08, 2021, 10:10:13 AM
^ I've mentioned before that one of the vulnerabilities of the conservative side at the ballot box was just what you're pointing out (and don't call it a joke.)

But noooo.... we gotta have that ole time religion or else.

Conservative politics must be unlinked from religion.

It's like a battalion of archers in a tank battle.  They will get run over.  Poor strategy.

"But noooo.... we gotta have that ole time religion or else."

I haven't moved from that position despite the plethora of apologetics over the conservative-religious link.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: MechAg94 on October 08, 2021, 10:53:09 AM
^ I've mentioned before that one of the vulnerabilities of the conservative side at the ballot box was just what you're pointing out (and don't call it a joke.)

But noooo.... we gotta have that ole time religion or else.

Conservative politics must be unlinked from religion.

It's like a battalion of archers in a tank battle.  They will get run over.  Poor strategy.

"But noooo.... we gotta have that ole time religion or else."

I haven't moved from that position despite the plethora of apologetics over the conservative-religious link.

Terry, 230RN
Politics?
I only mentioned bureaucrats to point out the tendency for some to constantly add more petty rules (applies to any organization).  No one here is suggesting Govt mandates of Christian morals.  Some people do tend to leap to that assumption.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 08, 2021, 02:05:21 PM
I don't think I'll be asking my Mormon neighbors about this anytime... ever.

:rofl:

Mormon neighbors in your neck of the woods?

How do they get their buggys through rush hour traffic?

OK, OK, that really was a joke.  I'll accept that one.

=D

Terry, 230RN

Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 08, 2021, 04:46:01 PM
:rofl:

Mormon neighbors in your neck of the woods?

How do they get their buggys through rush hour traffic?


Amish Mormans? That's a sect I've not heard of.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 09, 2021, 01:26:02 AM
Quote from Pb on October 07, 2021, 08:16:32:
 
"Sex is very important, that is why religious restrictions exist on it, and are so strict.  Sex is needed to create families, and have them stick together... to make more people."

Genesis 1:28 ESV:

"And God blessed them. And God said to them, 'Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.' ”

Global human population was about 7.9 billion in 2020 CE.

So I think we've accomplished that Biblical injunction. Let's move on.

Oh, and pair bonding is not unknown across the species, but to justify it on the basis of increasing human population is a bit outmoded.  More like teamwork adds to the survival rate, I suspect.  I'll go along with the "stick together" point on that basis, though. 

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: BobR on October 09, 2021, 01:36:42 AM
I thought this was going to be about Mormon kids soaking tampons in alcohol and putting in places they normally go and often don't go! :(

bob
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 10, 2021, 02:47:57 PM

America has thrown away repressive monotheistic sexual morality, which was OK.

Citation needed. I mean, you're entitled to your opinion, and I'm glad the sexual revolution hasn't been too hard on you. Some have had a different experience. To wit:

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=the+fallout+of+the+sexual+revolution&t=brave&ia=web

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=victims+of+the+sexual+revolution&t=brave&ia=web

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It failed to replace it with a culture of personal responsibility for ones actions, which in many more ways than sex is suboptimal.

Of course not. Escaping responsibility was the goal.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: K Frame on October 11, 2021, 07:55:27 AM
:rofl:

Mormon neighbors in your neck of the woods?

How do they get their buggys through rush hour traffic?

OK, OK, that really was a joke.  I'll accept that one.

=D

Terry, 230RN



I live in a row of 3 townhouses; I'm in the center house. Up until a few years ago my neighbors on either side were Mormons.

The one neighbors Grandfather was one of the 12 Mormon apostles.

One of my friends at the time called me the Methodist Meat in the Mormon Sandwich...

The one good thing about living next to Mormons is that the Elders on their missions tend to skip your house. But, I have frequently spoken with them. Uniformly nice kids. At some of the Sisters who have been doing their missions have been quite... cute.


As for buggies, I grew up in Amish country in Pennsylvania. Mormons ain't Amish/Mennonite.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on October 11, 2021, 05:54:13 PM
I strongly oppose the whole virgins marrying thing. Mostly because men are crap in the sack without practice and woman don't know what's good until they've tried a few.

 >:D
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: gunsmith on October 12, 2021, 12:52:19 AM
Man Love Thursday?

Holy Cow, never heard of that before.  I'm neither for nor against homosexuality or same-sex marriages or a host of other blue-law things that are none of my business, like cows that are holy.

That's a new one on me.  Another interesting way that popular culture can override religious strictures.

:rofl:

Terry, 230RN


Well, as much as I would like to attend, I always do overtime on thursdays. thanks tho. :rofl:

  I was in a very strict evangelical church for two yrs, I enjoyed the serious rules WRT dating, it alleviated worrying. unfortunately I guess I am not marriage material
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Bogie on October 12, 2021, 08:19:37 AM
When researching our society's infatuation with strange sexual preferences...
 
Go to Pornhub, and search "amish," "mormon," "catholic schoolgirl," or "stepsister."
 
There's some weird stuff going on out there...
 
Me? I prefer the "hot librarian" look...
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: dogmush on October 12, 2021, 08:43:56 AM
^^^

You think those are the strange ones?  They are pretty universal archtypes of either innocence and/or power dynamics.

The drive for schoolgirl porn and the drive to insist your wife is a virgin on her wedding night are pretty similar, actually.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: 230RN on October 12, 2021, 09:15:17 AM
For a long-term historical perspective, search-engine <archaeological porn>.

I can't post a direct link, and be warned, most images would not be safe for work (NSFW).

From the search-engine hits:

"As with any archaeological find it may well have had a ritual meaning, but it is also possible that our ancestors were like us and simply preferred their porn 3D. 9 Pompeii Brothel Pictures. Pompeii was a cosmopolitan port."

You might also try <nose art.>, although much of that somehow morphed into the "publically acceptable" category.

No social stricture is permanent. Not too long go, referring to ladies' legs was outré and they were referred to as "limbs" in polite society.

In days of old, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, now Heaven knows.... anything goes.

Terry,230RN

REF:
https://www.lyrics.com/track/6710771/Cole+Porter/Anything+Goes

Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: freakazoid on October 12, 2021, 08:43:41 PM
^^^

You think those are the strange ones?  They are pretty universal archtypes of either innocence and/or power dynamics.

The drive for schoolgirl porn and the drive to insist your wife is a virgin on her wedding night are pretty similar, actually.

Pretty sure that's not why someone would insist that their wife be a virgin.
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 12, 2021, 09:04:54 PM
Pretty sure that's not why someone would insist that their wife be a virgin.

Well, yes and no. The groom who insists on a virgin bride is, ideally, driven by the same concern for moral and/or physical purity that motivated him to also go to the altar as a virgin himself. The guy who prefers schoolgirl pron may do so because he knows there's some reason why he should be attracted to a virgin, even if he doesn't know why, and probably doesn't let it carry into his actual relationships - if he has any.

Obviously, there are other reasons some men might want to marry a virgin. As for actresses playing schoolgirls, to what extent does the viewer even think of them as virginal in today's culture?
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: JTHunter on October 12, 2021, 10:25:15 PM
When researching our society's infatuation with strange sexual preferences...
 
Go to Pornhub, and search "amish," "mormon," "catholic schoolgirl," or "stepsister."
 
There's some weird stuff going on out there...
 
Me? I prefer the "hot librarian" look...

For the "written word", try literotica.com/stories/index.php
Title: Re: Soaking: the hot new trend from LDS youth
Post by: charby on October 13, 2021, 09:23:43 AM
May we bring back the concubines, asking for a friend.