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Title: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 19, 2022, 11:06:22 AM
For our next great panic
Supposedly doesn't spread easily but cases are appearing in several places.

Monkeypox cases investigated in Europe, US and Canada
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-61506562
Title: Re: And now Moneypox
Post by: K Frame on May 19, 2022, 11:12:08 AM
Moneypox?

Check your headline, lest a pox be upon thee! :rofl:
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 19, 2022, 11:14:46 AM
Hey, it was just a K
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 19, 2022, 11:16:19 AM
(https://i.redd.it/06a956zdwwpx.png)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on May 19, 2022, 12:07:59 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wait...

 [barf]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RocketMan on May 19, 2022, 12:23:37 PM
Got to have something to justify locking us down again before the midterms.  Mail-in ballot fraud is hard to pull off without locking everything down.
It's sad that is the first thing that comes to mind post-Covid.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Frank Castle on May 19, 2022, 06:26:26 PM
Just in time for midterm elections. Start printing mail in ballots now...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on May 19, 2022, 10:59:21 PM
And at least one very loud person will spittlescreech to have zoos locked down.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on May 20, 2022, 06:45:45 AM
Make those monkeys mask up!
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HeroHog on May 20, 2022, 07:16:12 AM
Surely this disease couldn't come in through our porous Southern boarder and affect us?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Ben on May 20, 2022, 08:02:31 AM
Surely this disease couldn't come in through our porous Southern boarder and affect us?

That's racist. Nothing bad has ever come through the Southern border. You're just ultra/dark/mega maga.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on May 20, 2022, 12:51:41 PM
As things "reopen" here, I haven't seen as many of the emerging woke folk neighbors walking their dogs.
 
Poor pups...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 20, 2022, 01:35:53 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-recommends-stopping-spread-of-monkeypox-by-covering-eyes-ears-mouth
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on May 20, 2022, 02:49:13 PM
Seriously - I think some of 'em had their critters put down. For "safety."
 
https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/covid-19/pets.html
 
When the only contact their critters had with the outside world was... them.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on May 20, 2022, 04:09:38 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-recommends-stopping-spread-of-monkeypox-by-covering-eyes-ears-mouth

(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-11308-2.jpg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on May 20, 2022, 07:40:57 PM
If I catch monkeypox, can I get a few days off?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 20, 2022, 07:47:08 PM
If I catch monkeypox, can I get a few days off?

More if you start throwing poo at your co-workers
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: bedlamite on May 24, 2022, 01:06:27 PM
(https://i.redd.it/kn48v6w5jb191.jpg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 24, 2022, 02:36:26 PM
I'm almost certain the "K" in Monkeypox is silent.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: bedlamite on May 24, 2022, 07:38:46 PM
https://thepulse.one/2022/05/22/monkeypox-was-a-table-top-simulation-only-last-year/

 [tinfoil]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 25, 2022, 11:19:57 AM
(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/x383/WLJohnson1/FB_IMG_1653489219124.jpg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on May 25, 2022, 11:24:03 AM
I may need to find a link.  My understanding is nearly all the people who contracted monkeypox were connected to a gay kink event in Europe.  I haven't heard anyone talk about what stuff went on at the event. 
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on May 25, 2022, 11:25:17 AM
"I haven't heard anyone talk about what stuff went on at the event."

Because to do so would be horribly homer phobic and completely racist. I can't believe you're being such a horrible person!
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on May 25, 2022, 11:28:32 AM
I may need to find a link.  My understanding is nearly all the people who contracted monkeypox were connected to a gay kink event in Europe.  I haven't heard anyone talk about what stuff went on at the event.

Sure you want to know?  [barf]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on May 25, 2022, 11:59:02 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/20/monkeypox-outbreak-doubles-health-authorities-set-announce-11/

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Three cases in Belgium have also been linked to a large-scale fetish festival in Antwerp, according to organisers. The Darklands Festival warned people who attended four days of parties, starting on May 5, that authorities had linked the event to the country’s three confirmed cases.
-----------------------
Darklands is a ticketed event that describes itself as a place where “various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...) come together to create a unique spectacle of fetish brotherhood”.
I think I will stop there.  Already too much info.  I wouldn't be surprised if there was a lot more that I really don't want to know.

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Enrique Ruiz Escudero, the region’s cabinet minister for health of the community, said on Friday that health officials had traced many of Spain’s 30 monkeypox cases to a single sauna in the capital.

Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on May 25, 2022, 12:11:42 PM
Yeah... I just threw up.

A lot...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: charby on May 25, 2022, 12:19:49 PM
Puppies? Great, now I need to worry if my dog is going to get Monkeypox.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MillCreek on May 25, 2022, 02:48:28 PM
This just popped up in my MedPage Today feed:

https://www.medpagetoday.com/special-reports/exclusives/98832?xid=nl_mpt_investigative2022-05-25&eun=g149952d0r&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=InvestigativeMD_052522&utm_term=NL_Gen_Int_InvestigateMD_Active
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on May 25, 2022, 02:54:58 PM
Puppies? Great, now I need to worry if my dog is going to get Monkeypox.
If I had to guess, I would say it was either some sort of Brony type thing or some sort of behavior/degredation stuff.  I am not doing a google search.   =(
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: charby on May 25, 2022, 02:56:50 PM
If I had to guess, I would say it was either some sort of Brony type thing or some sort of behavior/degredation stuff.  I am not doing a google search.   =(

Take one for the team.  [popcorn]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MillCreek on May 25, 2022, 03:15:13 PM
https://www.aidsmap.com/news/may-2022/monkeypox-spreading-among-gay-men-worldwide
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on June 05, 2022, 07:42:13 PM
More

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In its latest update, the WHO said some countries were reporting that new cases were appearing beyond known contacts of previously confirmed cases, which it said suggested chains of transmission were being "missed through undetected circulation of the virus".

Monkeypox: Cases outside Africa rise to 780 in three weeks
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-61696974
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on June 15, 2022, 10:37:11 AM
Oh good *expletive deleted*ing grief

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    BREAKING: WHO will rename monkeypox virus to combat racism and stigma

    Not satire 🤣🤣🤣

    — Art TakingBack 🇺🇸 (@ArtValley818_) June 15, 2022
https://twitchy.com/foundersgirl-313133/2022/06/15/racist-monkeypox-flagged-for-a-rebrand-phew-thank-you-who/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on June 15, 2022, 10:49:05 AM
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I vote for Midtermpox.

 =D
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on June 15, 2022, 10:49:36 AM
Donkeypox
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Ben on June 15, 2022, 10:52:39 AM
MAGApox. Then when it mutates, UltraMAGApox.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 15, 2022, 03:22:50 PM
Our warehouse manager at work has discovered that the BBC has a pidgin edition:

https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/rOSICrk6jLtA8JgtzygDO?domain=bbc.com
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on June 17, 2022, 09:26:34 PM
How about just saying no?

CDC issues guidelines for ‘safer sex’ if you’re infected with monkeypox
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2022/06/17/cdc-issues-guidelines-for-safer-sex-if-youre-infected-with-monkeypox/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on June 17, 2022, 09:56:59 PM
Prediction: My neighbors won't stop going out for the local nightlife to hook up, but we will instead see another round of them putting down their "rescued" "furbabies."
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Pb on June 18, 2022, 11:56:08 AM
Prediction: My neighbors won't stop going out for the local nightlife to hook up, but we will instead see another round of them putting down their "rescued" "furbabies."

Why?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on June 18, 2022, 06:42:03 PM
A lot of them used to have dogs... Then there was the whole "your dog can infect you with the covids" thing, and it seems like I'm not seeing as many pooches.
 
Never mind that the only human interaction the poor critters had was with the people who were having everything delivered...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on June 19, 2022, 09:51:59 AM
In Indiana now

Indiana identifies first probable case of Monkeypox
https://www.wave3.com/2022/06/19/first-case-monkeypox-indiana/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 15, 2022, 09:12:40 AM
Any one notice a familiar pattern here?
Not in the vaccine part but where it got a firm foothold in the country? Think 1980s.

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California state Sen. Scott Wiener sounded off on the federal government’s failure to procure an adequate supply of monkeypox vaccine and warned that San Francisco is heading toward a “public health mess of uncontrolled monkeypox spread.”

One City Could Soon Be on the Verge of an 'Uncontrolled Monkeypox Spread,' Warns Lawmaker
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/07/15/one-city-is-on-the-verge-of-an-uncontrolled-monkeypox-outbreak-n2610263
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on July 15, 2022, 09:56:21 AM
I remember in the 1980's there was a general attitude that AIDS was a gay disease.  There was great media push to change that view.  Fast forward 35 years or more, it never really got a foothold outside of homosexual conduct and drug use. 

I think San Kinison said you basically have to make an appointment for it.  Monkeypox appears to be the same. 
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on July 15, 2022, 10:50:08 AM
Just had a case show up in the St. Louis metro...
 
On the east side of the river.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Brad Johnson on July 15, 2022, 11:30:39 AM
Got our first probable case here. Male. Possibly related to a cluster of cases in the Dallas and Austin areas, all of which tie back to a music festival in Dallas and a particular intimate activity.

Brad
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: French G. on July 15, 2022, 04:47:20 PM
The only community spread will be from men who are not completely truthful about where they were late at work at. And yet we are buying millions of vaccine doses, never let a crisis not be an opportunity to spend other people's money. And as moneypox fades the news is trying out the latest corona variant. My kid went to France a few weeks ago. All three of her party are vaxxed, boosted and she has had corona previously. They all tested positive. Almost no symptoms once again. And yet for two years I got lectures to keep her away from those stupid unvaxxed, unmasked rednecks.  [popcorn]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on July 15, 2022, 06:47:36 PM
Well it people would stop *expletive deleted*ing monkeys they wouldn't come away with the pox, now would they?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 21, 2022, 12:07:37 PM
This may be the typo to end all typos  :rofl:

Underlining and bolding my doing.

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Benjamin Ryan
@benryanwriter
Replying to @JLimHospMD
This is misinformation about #monkeypox. The outbreak is occurring almost entirely among men who have sex with me. Public health experts agree that sexual contact is the principle driver of transmission and have asserted that risk to kids remains *very low*.

Science reporter’s attempt to combat misinfo about monkeypox results in quite possibly ‘the greatest typo ever’
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/07/21/science-reporters-attempt-to-combat-misinfo-about-monkeypox-results-in-quite-possibly-the-greatest-typo-ever/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on July 21, 2022, 12:35:09 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 24, 2022, 10:02:22 AM
We're all gonna die!

UN health agency chief declares monkeypox a global emergency
https://www.wave3.com/2022/07/23/un-health-agency-declares-monkeypox-global-emergency/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on July 24, 2022, 01:03:44 PM
Key information:
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According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than 16,000 cases of monkeypox have been reported in 74 countries since about May. To date, monkeypox deaths have only been reported in Africa, where a more dangerous version of the virus is spreading, mainly in Nigeria and Congo.

In Africa, monkeypox mainly spreads to people by infected wild animals like rodents in limited outbreaks that typically have not crossed borders. In Europe, North America and elsewhere, however, monkeypox is spreading among people with no links to animals or recent travel to Africa.

WHO’s top monkeypox expert, Dr. Rosamund Lewis, said this week that 99% of all the monkeypox cases beyond Africa were in men and that of those, 98% involved men who have sex with men. Experts suspect the monkeypox outbreaks in Europe and North America were spread via sex at two raves in Belgium and Spain.

“Although I am declaring a public health emergency of international concern for the moment, this is an outbreak that is concentrated among men who have sex with men, especially those with multiple sexual partners,” Tedros said. “That means that this is an outbreak that can be stopped with the right strategies in the right groups.”

Britain recently downgraded its assessment of monkeypox after seeing no signs of widespread transmission beyond men who are gay, bisexual or have sex with other men and noting the disease does not spread easily or cause severe illness.
Considering that last part, why is this an emergency?  I have heard people talk about cases, but not deaths. 
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 24, 2022, 01:11:04 PM
Key information:Considering that last part, why is this an emergency?  I have heard people talk about cases, but not deaths.

Money, money, money
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on July 24, 2022, 01:24:04 PM
So, if I'm understanding the process, the best ways to avoid getting this disease is to not *expletive deleted*ck monkeys and not engage in homosexual anal sex.
I'm pretty sure I'm not at risk.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 24, 2022, 02:59:47 PM
How does the virus know if the people having sex identify as men or women? And what of the other 37.8 billion genders?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Sindawe on July 24, 2022, 03:27:14 PM
Money, money, money

You forgot the aspect of Control via FEAR!  Worked quite well with SARS-CoV-2.

Am I worried about Monkey Pox?  "Hardly at all" /Grunchlk - The Toe Cutter - Imordant Joe

It's a relatively mild zoonotic disease.  I don't have sex with other men; I rarely have close physical contact with other folks; My immune system is so insane it attacks my own skin for fun.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on July 24, 2022, 07:56:58 PM
So, the WHO has now declared the Monkeypox to be a global health emergency.

Does that mean we're going to have to wear condoms when out in public to "protect everyone else"?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 24, 2022, 08:15:28 PM
So, the WHO has now declared the Monkeypox to be a global health emergency.

Does that mean we're going to have to wear condoms when out in public to "protect everyone else"?

If you want to wear a condom out in public that's your business  :rofl:
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 24, 2022, 08:30:55 PM
So, the WHO has now declared the Monkeypox to be a global health emergency.

Does that mean we're going to have to wear condoms when out in public to "protect everyone else"?

Very norm-core clothing, so everyone knows you're straight.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 25, 2022, 01:42:35 AM
We all should have realized much sooner that the political science is always more important than the medical science. The Left sure did, and boy did they run wild with it.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 25, 2022, 02:50:03 PM
I actually thought monkeypox was a real thing, for a week or two.

Then I read this link on Drudge this weekend:

https://www.thecut.com/2022/07/the-monkeypox-vaccine-hunger-games-are-on.html

And it became exquisitely clear that it was only a threat to the high risk anonymous clubbing gay sex clique, but the news will never say it.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HankB on July 25, 2022, 03:02:37 PM
It's probably considered to be an emergency because a specific behavioral subgroup of the alphabet people is most at risk. (Watch out, Mayor Pete and Admiral Levine.  ;/  )

I suspect many members of APS have some immunity to this virus - the smallpox vaccine many of us received in our youth provides partial protection against monkeypox. They discontinued routine smallpox vaccinations in the '70s, so you young'uns better be careful.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Jim147 on July 25, 2022, 05:29:26 PM
PSA: Gay men, keep your junk in your pants for two weeks to slow the spread.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on July 26, 2022, 09:04:40 AM
Soros Open Society Foundation Employee Brags About Having Sex with Multiple Men at Pride Event – Then Blames Government After Catching Monkeypox and Gonorrhea
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/soros-open-society-foundation-employee-brags-sex-multiple-men-pride-event-blames-government-catching-monkeypox-gonorrhea/

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This whole thing just feels like a huge failure that should not have been allowed to happen, especially not two and half months into the outbreak. If someone like me, who has worked in sexual health for a long time, had such a hard time navigating care, I can’t imagine other people doing it. I know several people who are just sitting at home in agonizing pain because they’re not getting the support that they need.
I’m pretty worried that we’re close to the point that this is going to be another endemic disease, especially among gay men, if we haven’t passed that point already. I’m worried we’ll be stuck with it forever.

Not once did he acknowledge that perhaps gay men should regulate their behavior.  Honestly, I thought Gonorrhea was easier to notice, but I don't know much about that.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: lee n. field on July 26, 2022, 09:40:52 AM
(https://i0.wp.com/www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Monkeypox.jpg?w=300&ssl=1)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 26, 2022, 05:55:32 PM
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    We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the “monkeypox” virus. We have a growing concern for the potentially stigmatizing effects that the messaging around the “monkeypox” virus can have on vulnerable communities. Read our letter: https://t.co/hC6L8o60TH pic.twitter.com/G8CQ9ueaMJ

    — Commissioner Ashwin Vasan, MD, PhD (@NYCHealthCommr) July 26, 2022
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/07/26/nyc-department-of-health-asks-the-who-to-rename-monkeypox-because-of-its-painful-and-racist-history/

NYC Pox?
Donkey Pox?
Rump Ranger Pox?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Pb on July 26, 2022, 06:16:46 PM
PridePox
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: JTHunter on July 27, 2022, 12:54:09 AM
If you want to wear a condom out in public that's your business  :rofl:

Only do this if you are using an XL condom and you put it on over the head and pull it down to the neck.  >:D
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on July 27, 2022, 12:56:22 AM
And... I just saw one of the news outlets blathering about Ebola Marburg - two new cases in Africa...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on July 27, 2022, 12:57:14 AM
Ebola Marburg isn't as bad as the covids tho - only 30-80% fatal, depending...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Ben on July 27, 2022, 06:55:58 PM
Apparently the Church of Wokeness has deemed it a lie to say that gay sex can spread the pox. Wokeness>Science may have some consequences.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/07/27/absolute-science-denying-clowns-andy-slavitt-takes-on-the-myth-that-sexual-activity-is-the-cause-of-monkeypox/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 29, 2022, 10:48:34 AM
San Fran is declaring a state of emergency

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“San Francisco is declaring a Local Public Health Emergency for monkeypox. This declaration will go into effect starting August 1 and will allow us to prepare and dedicate resources to prevent the spread,” Breed said. “This virus impacts everyone, but our LGBTQ community is seeing significant cases and we need action, we need more vaccines.”
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    This virus impacts everyone, but our LGBTQ community is seeing significant cases and we need action, we need more vaccines.
    Learn more here: https://t.co/AAhJM3Xerf
    — London Breed (@LondonBreed) July 28, 2022

San Francisco Declares State of Emergency Over Monkeypox
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/07/29/sf-state-of-emergency-monkepox-n2610986
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 29, 2022, 11:53:58 AM
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As conservative writer Inez Stepman put it on Twitter, “The monkeypox baseline is worth noting. Visiting your grandpa in the hospital wasn’t essential but the idea that people would give up orgies for public health purposes is apparently unthinkable.”

https://amgreatness.com/2022/07/28/the-regime-wants-you-to-get-monkeypox/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Bogie on July 29, 2022, 11:59:55 AM
I feel left out. Why do only LGBT people get time off from work?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on July 29, 2022, 12:03:35 PM
I feel left out. Why do only LGBT people get time off from work?

You're not 95+% guaranteed to vote dem
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on July 31, 2022, 11:49:45 PM
There isn't much more information at the link, but there are a few pictures.  Just a warning to consider before clicking the link. 

San Francisco Kink & Fetish Festival to Press On Despite Monkeypox Emergency Declaration
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/san-francisco-kink-fetish-festival-press-despite-monkeypox-emergency/

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The government barred us from saying goodbye to loved ones in nursing homes and hospitals during the Covid pandemic.
The government didn’t allow us to have funerals for loved ones during the Covid pandemic.
But the kink and fetish festival for gay men dubbed “Up Your Alley” is a go this weekend despite monkeypox spreading like wildfire in the gay community in San Francisco.

To hell with the emergency declaration.  No need to modify behavior for this disease. 
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on August 01, 2022, 09:11:00 AM
"No need to modify behavior for this disease."

Of course not. Saying it can be passed by sex is a Republican Fascist plot.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 01, 2022, 11:21:59 AM
(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwMeLmIKPQtiim4WbSwomVIkcz-TvzFdaFlVxJcG61TtAFL7IZ6DVgBtvkT_vNSKEa8le9PgLVakiyBJyKuRfGFJXr5kjxhDHQWF56SLxOrhinaNXAQVKs7CFl-AcrvvuX4RXWZIxbBdAck2Ky4WPqSs7o_z2de2Mk8dGfxrN0712j7z9tUNt1qZj8NA/w640-h420/90mimb_dc8d011005a0961570aece28029a894f_f697094f_540.jpg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 05, 2022, 10:30:38 AM
https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2022/08/05/wapo-wonders-why-arent-health-officials-urging-a-certain-kind-of-social-distancing-in-monkeypox-outbreak-n487650

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“If people want to have sex, they are going to have sex,” said California state Sen. Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco), who is involved in the city’s monkeypox response.“ I know people who normally go to sex parties who will not. People will make their own decisions about their own risk levels.”

"normally"  :facepalm:
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Ron on August 05, 2022, 08:38:02 PM
Monkeypox is degrading.

We can call it Pridepox.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: bedlamite on August 05, 2022, 08:39:13 PM
I feel left out. Why do only LGBT people get time off from work?

All you have to do is come out of the closet.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on August 05, 2022, 08:44:27 PM
All you have to do is come out of the closet.

Getting to the point being straight is in the closet.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on August 06, 2022, 06:56:08 AM
Getting to the point being straight is in the closet.

Truest thing I've read on the internets this week.

Reading the employee "empowerment and inclusion" board my company runs it seems like it's just a bunch of *expletive deleted*ing idiots constantly apologizing for being white and straight.

Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: BobR on August 06, 2022, 12:30:24 PM
I have been testing a prototype monkeypox mask in case it becomes a mandate. Yes, I will be applying for a patent!!  :rofl:

(https://i.imgur.com/2kTlj0B.jpg?1)


bob
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: bedlamite on August 08, 2022, 08:33:16 PM
(https://img.patriotpost.us/01G8X822SZVVB799N5G8M4YYP5.jpeg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on August 11, 2022, 06:06:24 PM
Oh good *expletive deleted*ing grief
Reports people are supposedly attacking monkeys.
And if they are what makes the WHO think they're going to listen to them?

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    WHO warns people not to attack monkeys amid monkeypox outbreak. https://t.co/WfYkn5HaQX

    — NBC News (@NBCNews) August 11, 2022
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/08/11/who-warns-people-not-to-attack-monkeys-because-of-the-monkeypox-outbreak/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 11, 2022, 11:11:04 PM
Oh good *expletive deleted*ing grief
Reports people are supposedly attacking monkeys.
And if they are what makes the WHO think they're going to listen to them?
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/08/11/who-warns-people-not-to-attack-monkeys-because-of-the-monkeypox-outbreak/



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“I remember going full on Colonel Sanders on an entire warehouse of chickens when I got the chickenpox in ‘93” - nobody, ever
:laugh:

I saw "police think....." after the article mentioned a few monkeys were poisoned.  More than likely they were just pests.  Probably something that happened before Monkeypox also.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on August 12, 2022, 07:04:50 AM
Well they certainly can't attack the primates that are actually responsible for spreading it, now can they?

That would be homophobic and a hate crime.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 15, 2022, 11:06:10 AM
Dog catches monkey pox from French gay owners
https://thepostmillennial.com/dog-catches-monkeypox-from-french-gay-owners
 :O
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12 days after the men were diagnosed, their 4-year-old male Italian greyhound began presenting symptoms, including "mucocutaneous lesions, abdomen pustules and a thin anal ulceration."
The dog subsequently received a positive PCR test result for monkeypox, using samples from the dog’s oral and anal cavity.
:-X
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The men said that they had been co-sleeping with their dog, but noted that they had been careful to keep their dog away from contact with other pets or humans following the onset of the pair’s symptoms, 13 days before the dog began presenting these symptoms.

Credit to Salty Cracker for the link.
https://rumble.com/v1g14nb-poor-dog-catches-monkey-pox-from-french-gay-owners.html
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HeroHog on August 15, 2022, 07:08:11 PM
Did the dog perhaps like peanut butter or honey? =(
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 16, 2022, 09:05:28 AM
Did the dog perhaps like peanut butter or honey? =(
I am sure there are more details out there.  You are welcome search.  I didn't like reading this article.   =D
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 17, 2022, 08:35:18 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/monkeypox-patients-nose-is-rotting-after-being-dismissed-as-sunburn/

(a disturbing photo at the link)

Sounds like monkeypox is the least of this guy's problems.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on August 19, 2022, 02:42:52 PM
Now we have a problem

Monkeypox is disproportionately affecting Black, Hispanic people, latest CDC breakdown shows
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/08/05/health/monkeypox-black-hispanic-reaj/index.html
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: lee n. field on August 19, 2022, 04:28:06 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/monkeypox-patients-nose-is-rotting-after-being-dismissed-as-sunburn/

(a disturbing photo at the link)

Sounds like monkeypox is the least of this guy's problems.

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The unnamed man was then tested for monkeypox, and given antivirals to combat the virus. While at the hospital he was also tested for various sexually transmitted illnesses — for the first time, he told doctors — which revealed he also had undiagnosed syphilis and HIV.

Oh, yeah, monkeypox is this guy's problem.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HeroHog on August 19, 2022, 05:43:34 PM
Monkeypox is disproportionately affecting Black, Hispanic people, latest CDC breakdown shows
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/08/05/health/monkeypox-black-hispanic-reaj/index.html

[Urkel]Did I do that?[/Urkel]
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 19, 2022, 06:43:54 PM
My son has a somewhat rare blood type and the red cross is constantly calling my house (he hasn't lived here in ages) to try to get him to donate.
Lately it's been several times a week. Sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. Usually I pick up and hang up right away.
Today I answered and talked to someone. Told them he died from the monkey pox.
I wonder if they'll quit calling?
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 21, 2022, 06:46:10 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-mandates-monkeypox-vaccine-but-only-for-navy

Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Ben on August 21, 2022, 07:10:23 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-mandates-monkeypox-vaccine-but-only-for-navy

 :rofl:

Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: lee n. field on August 21, 2022, 08:58:11 PM
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"The other branches, meh - should be fine."
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HeroHog on August 21, 2022, 09:15:43 PM
HEY!!!
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on August 21, 2022, 09:27:20 PM
HEY!!!

Shouldn't that be Heeeey

 :P
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 21, 2022, 09:47:34 PM
Shouldn't that be Heeeey

 :P
:rofl:
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: JN01 on August 21, 2022, 11:05:27 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/monkeypox-patients-nose-is-rotting-after-being-dismissed-as-sunburn/

(a disturbing photo at the link)

Sounds like monkeypox is the least of this guy's problems.

Looks like he stuck his nose in somebody else's---- business.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: HeroHog on August 21, 2022, 11:55:47 PM
Shouldn't that be Heeeey

 :P

Ya know, if ya fall off the fantail in the EARLY morning hours, and there's no one there to see it, yer chances of being found are VERY small... Just sayin'.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Pb on August 22, 2022, 03:31:11 PM
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on August 22, 2022, 05:01:19 PM
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D

I have a sneaking suspicion it would have had something to do with a pox on all of us.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 22, 2022, 05:36:07 PM
You know... I can't help wondering...what would Monkeyleg have said about all this?   =D

"A pox on your house!"

or maybe something like this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAogrkKc2Ak
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 25, 2022, 12:05:16 PM
(https://media.patriots.win/post/CQpxTYP7FTNR.jpeg)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 28, 2022, 10:31:31 PM
Things that make a person wonder...

Mayor Pete has a "bacterial infection" **cough cough monkey pox? cough cough**

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-beto-orourke-diagnose-bacterial-infection-resting-home
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RocketMan on August 28, 2022, 10:36:35 PM
Things that make a person wonder...

Mayor Pete has a "bacterial infection" **cough cough monkey pox? cough cough**

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-beto-orourke-diagnose-bacterial-infection-resting-home

Not Mayor Pete.  It's Beto O'Rourke, the honorary illegal immigrant.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on August 29, 2022, 07:17:50 AM
Not Mayor Pete.  It's Beto O'Rourke, the honorary illegal immigrant.

The Mexican Leprechaun
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 29, 2022, 02:37:24 PM
Dang, not sure how I screwed that one up. Although I do consider them to be more or less interchangeably unless and vile.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 29, 2022, 03:19:23 PM
Dang, not sure how I screwed that one up. Although I do consider them to be more or less interchangeably unless and vile.
All things considered, Mayor Pete probably accomplished more as Mayor than Beto ever did.  But that is me knowing very little about either one of them.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on August 30, 2022, 12:34:39 PM
OH MY GOD! IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE POXPOCALYPSE!

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/30/texas-reports-what-may-be-the-first-us-death-from-monkeypox.html

WE ALL GONNA DIE! *


*If we're perverted sexual deviants who exercise absolutely no restraint in our depraved lifestyles...

 ;/
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on August 30, 2022, 02:31:02 PM
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The patient was an adult with a severely compromised immune system who lived in the Houston area, health officials said. The case is under investigation to determine what role monkeypox played in the individual’s death, officials said.
So they won't say what other diseases or conditions the person had. 
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on September 07, 2022, 02:12:14 PM
How monkeypox spoiled gay men's plans for an invincible summer
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/monkeypox-spoiled-gay-mens-plans-invincible-summer-rcna45326

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“I’ve stopped going to sex parties,” he said... “I also stopped having sex with people who live off their OnlyFans. I additionally stopped cruising at the gym, I did not continue to go to Fire Island, and I stopped attending orgies.”

Tragic
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/09/07/nbc-news-shines-a-spotlight-on-the-gay-men-and-queer-people-who-are-suffering-because-monkeypox-has-ruined-their-summer-sex-party-plans/

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/853/721/9a7.png)

Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: dogmush on September 07, 2022, 02:27:50 PM
I too attended no orgies this summer.

These are the times that try men's souls......
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: lee n. field on September 07, 2022, 02:35:29 PM
I too attended no orgies this summer.

These are the times that try men's souls......

Totally just like the "Teh Covids!" lockdowns.
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: K Frame on September 07, 2022, 08:18:09 PM
How monkeypox spoiled gay men's plans for an invincible summer
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/monkeypox-spoiled-gay-mens-plans-invincible-summer-rcna45326
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/09/07/nbc-news-shines-a-spotlight-on-the-gay-men-and-queer-people-who-are-suffering-because-monkeypox-has-ruined-their-summer-sex-party-plans/

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/853/721/9a7.png)


How monkeypox spoiled gay men's plans for an invincible summer
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/monkeypox-spoiled-gay-mens-plans-invincible-summer-rcna45326
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/09/07/nbc-news-shines-a-spotlight-on-the-gay-men-and-queer-people-who-are-suffering-because-monkeypox-has-ruined-their-summer-sex-party-plans/

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/853/721/9a7.png)



Please see my previous message re: perverted sexual deviants.

Jesus wept! And I'm betting he also threw up...
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: lee n. field on September 08, 2022, 10:06:26 AM
unparodyable

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/ (https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/)
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on September 08, 2022, 10:43:40 AM
unparodyable

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/ (https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/)

Monkeypox Coordinator sounds like someone who makes sure someone's shag carpet and bed sheets match in their dungeon of manly love
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: MechAg94 on September 08, 2022, 02:06:52 PM
unparodyable

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/ (https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/07/white-house-monkeypox-coordinator-is-actually-a-pretty-hot-leather-daddy-under-that-suit/)

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So is he gay??
=D =D
Title: Re: And now Monkeypox
Post by: WLJ on September 24, 2022, 10:32:40 AM
Don't touch foreigners

Chinese official warns against touching foreigners after monkeypox case
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-62873979