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Title: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on September 17, 2022, 12:19:49 AM
https://babylonbee.com/video/californians-adjust-to-new-life-in-texas
This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!

Video at the link has been going around.   =)


Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Doggy Daddy on September 17, 2022, 01:52:14 AM
Stolen and placed in the book of f e aces.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on September 17, 2022, 06:28:38 AM
Stolen and placed in the book of f e aces.

Double steal!
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 17, 2022, 08:01:23 AM
Triple heisted
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MillCreek on September 17, 2022, 08:24:31 AM
ROFL!
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: HankB on September 17, 2022, 08:28:43 AM
Priceless.  :rofl:

Copied the link and sent it to my (Democrat) cousins who still live in Illinois.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on September 17, 2022, 04:16:53 PM
The nice thing to me is since we passed constitutional carry, there is now some reality to the stereotypes about guns.  Not that gun ownership was low or anything, but that sort of carry was limited. 
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Grandpa Shooter on September 18, 2022, 06:02:47 PM
My son and daughter in law just moved from Phoenix, Az to small town Kentucky and are having the same kind of issues.  It's cool here now, until this week, and they just can't believe we can sit outside around a fire in our fireplace in front of the house and folks wave with all their fingers and no one shoots at us.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Cliffh on September 18, 2022, 06:40:22 PM
Those people are the reason I left Calif.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: grampster on September 19, 2022, 02:07:39 PM
quadruple steal.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Ben on October 08, 2022, 04:47:15 PM
Part 2:

https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c

I do have to say that I'm a little disappointed in part 2, because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: gunsmith on October 08, 2022, 05:26:03 PM
Part 2:

https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c

I do have to say that I'm a little disappointed in part 2, because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?  :laugh:

I know a guy that moved back to texas with his san francisco wife, they're interracial too so its even funnier , I posted that on his facebook for his birthday just now  lol
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on October 08, 2022, 05:26:18 PM
"because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?"

Please let it be a Gatling gun, please let it be a Gatlin gun!
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on October 08, 2022, 09:17:29 PM
 =D

"Bless your heart"

The BBQ part at the end is pretty funny. 
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 08, 2022, 11:11:11 PM
First one was meh. Liked the second one.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: 230RN on October 08, 2022, 11:51:07 PM
I'm reminded of the phrase I saw recently:  "Vegetables are what food eats."
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on November 07, 2022, 09:08:42 AM
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQVUNPeWnc

This one is pretty good.   =)
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on November 07, 2022, 09:09:12 AM
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQVUNPeWnc

This one is pretty good.   =)

That's the first one that made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: HankB on November 07, 2022, 10:46:34 AM
That's the first one that made me laugh out loud.

"You found a marriage counselor IN TEXAS that uses the word 'Texafication?' "

"She's in Austin"

 :rofl:

(There's an element of truth there - I live just west of Austin.  ;)  )
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on November 07, 2022, 11:03:02 AM
"You found a marriage counselor IN TEXAS that uses the word 'Texafication?' "

"She's in Austin"

 :rofl:

(There's an element of truth there - I live just west of Austin.  ;)  )

That was one of the lines that made me laugh out loud. :)
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: 230RN on November 07, 2022, 11:28:43 AM
LMAO over "The Alec Baldwin Rule" but couldn't make out "The Hunter Biden Rule."
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Hawkmoon on November 07, 2022, 11:50:33 AM
LMAO over "The Alec Baldwin Rule" but couldn't make out "The Hunter Biden Rule."

"Know where your firearm is at all times"
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 07, 2022, 11:52:31 AM
"Know where your firearm is at all times"

I thought it was "Don't lie on your 4473"
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on November 22, 2022, 08:13:56 PM
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsImFkLdE4A
Quote
Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on November 22, 2022, 08:22:57 PM
Some other videos I saw on their youtube channel..   =)

Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKiQRYORyE

10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia_dWAqq0Xo

Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmM-owvWAdc



Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 14, 2023, 04:41:44 PM
Steve has thoughts.

https://redstate.com/redstate-guest-editorial/2023/03/14/siaka-massaquoi-from-the-front-lines-of-the-culture-war-n714196
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 14, 2023, 05:43:26 PM
Timpani and Steve are back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ElhcDcGLY
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on March 14, 2023, 10:29:55 PM
 =D
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 14, 2023, 10:40:38 PM
Babylon Bee Awards Show

https://youtu.be/MFIUqogQ3ac

Best Satire Site is a good one.  :lol:
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: RocketMan on March 14, 2023, 11:42:24 PM
Babylon Bee Awards Show

https://youtu.be/MFIUqogQ3ac

Best Satire Site is a good one.  :lol:

Almost lost some of my Glenfiddich over a few of those.
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on March 15, 2023, 07:07:22 AM
Gotta send these to my friend Dave.

He and his wife Wendy are looking at selling their house in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and moving to Texas to A) be nearer their son, my nephew the airline pilot and B) to get away from Iowa winters.

Dave and Wendy definitely aren't liberals, but the need to know what they'll be dealing with. :)
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: MechAg94 on March 15, 2023, 11:01:13 AM
I would recommend avoiding moving into the city limits of major cities without good scouting of the area. 

The Northern half of Texas still has significant Winters.  Depends on what they are used to.  Probably still pretty mild.  Humidity is higher on the Gulf Coast.  Less of that out near San Antonio/Austin or West Texas. 

If you draw a line from Houston to Dallas:  West of that is more and more arid the further you go.  East of that gets more rainfall with thicker vegetation.  I am sure there are exceptions. 
Title: Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post by: K Frame on March 15, 2023, 11:19:29 AM
They're looking at the Grapevine area. The like the general area and it's close to where their son lives.