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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2008, 01:51:27 AM »
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2008, 02:54:22 AM »
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2008, 06:08:15 AM »
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

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Bend Over America, prepare for Theocracy!


....and you thought Porter Rockwell was a pain in the a$$ murdering, law breaking thug.....pain in the a$$......


Fixed!


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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2008, 07:09:39 AM »
 rolleyes

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2008, 07:12:51 AM »
rolleyes

Hush, or I'll order a hit on you all through our secret Mormon Criminal Syndicate. angel

It won't stay secret if you keep talking about it! Shut up already!

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2008, 07:38:58 AM »
rolleyes

Hush, or I'll order a hit on you all through our secret Mormon Criminal Syndicate. angel

It won't stay secret if you keep talking about it! Shut up already!

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2008, 07:46:09 AM »

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....

What are you talking about? You must be crazy.

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2008, 02:43:46 PM »

You have a SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE?.....

What are you talking about? You must be crazy.

Sorry....I just thought I heard someone talking about the SECRET MORMON CRIMINAL SYNDICATE and jumped to conclusions.....

Excuse me. I have to go to the door and speak to these well-dressed traveling missionaries with bulges under their blazers.....
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2008, 03:42:09 AM »
You mean it's the Mormons that will enslave America under the yoke of theocracy?  Not the Evangelicals?  Dang it!  I've been betting on the wrong horse!  Man, let me see, what do I have to do to convert...
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2008, 07:23:04 AM »
You mean it's the Mormons that will enslave America under the yoke of theocracy?  Not the Evangelicals?  Dang it!  I've been betting on the wrong horse!  Man, let me see, what do I have to do to convert...

I'm not sure I'd want to convert to a religion who'd want fistful as a member..... Wink
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2008, 10:20:38 AM »
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