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« on: March 03, 2005, 09:24:22 PM »

your supposed to add a line...sheesh follow my lead... :mrgreen:

Once upon a time....

...there was a new forum called APS....

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 09:27:08 PM »

...which is not to be confused with another APS, the latter with a lower result/noise ratio...

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 09:38:43 PM »

but which, like its metal namesake, startled people who saw it for the first time, bringing forth thoughts such as, "Wow...that's Cool! I never expected that..."
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 09:40:18 PM »

...that Steve really appreciates learning about...

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 09:42:56 PM »

The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2005, 09:46:14 PM »

...said Cool Hand Luke, as he hurridly pecked away at his keyboard.
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2005, 09:57:14 PM »

< uh what >

Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was  so popular with the ....

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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2005, 10:50:23 PM »

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The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.


One merley need quote...

and

 cheesy

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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2005, 11:26:10 PM »

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Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was so popular with the ....


alaskan sasquatch sitting in the corner playing with it's nose hair. Then, as if by magic.....
Just so happens Satan's behind the bar pulling the late shift for a buddy...

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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2005, 06:19:28 AM »

SWMBO came into the room, asking ...
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2005, 06:51:15 AM »

..."When can I get on? I want to play spades!!!"
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2005, 07:32:12 AM »

"Sure!" he said, breathing heavily.  "But first, you have to hold this long, vibrating...."
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2005, 07:52:47 AM »

...pogo stick, while i put on my teenage mutant ninja turtles....
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2005, 07:56:20 AM »

...and SWMBO said "Get over here Boy-San" and yanked on what nose hair remained...
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2005, 06:12:07 AM »

Suddenly, the roof crashed in as Preacherman, P95Carry and Art Eatman fast-roped to the floor, bearing.....
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2005, 06:20:54 AM »

arms.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2005, 06:24:46 AM »

Arms, and Chili.  "Here" says one of them, "This one has beans in it!"
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2005, 07:08:46 AM »

"Beans?" asked spiff. "Yummm..."  "Not again," Holly thought with a grimace.

sm chimed in: "Beans? Here -- lemme show you another meaning of the term, "fast rope."
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2005, 07:11:54 AM »

"Rope?  This isn't rope..it's tactical ___  ___  ___"
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2005, 08:24:22 AM »

(Hi Steve - *waves* ) ........  Smiley

.................... ''fast rope'' - makes me think of soap on a rope - but mix that with beans and you gotta problem ...
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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2005, 11:10:21 AM »

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"Rope? This isn't rope..it's tactical ___ ___ ___"


You ever heard ME say tactical?

Practical...

Rope? This ain't rope..its  Practical Critter Control Cord. :mrgreen:


Hey Chris - you still keeping CCC in the "boot " of the Mrs. vehicle?
*smirk*

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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2005, 11:29:24 AM »

Steve - I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one LOL  cheesy

Don't forget to check under your ''bonnet'' *grin* ...  Wink
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2005, 11:48:48 AM »

Hey since I started this thread - I get to use Poetic License to get back on topic - right?  Gonna do it any...

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I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one....


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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2005, 01:40:34 PM »

... copy of that picture of WA in the pink tutu?  Those nights don't get any shorter in the wintertime you know!"  Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2005, 04:23:15 PM »

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Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....

keyring full of shiny keys, and spiff was distracted by their shininess and the wonderful sound they made when he shook them.
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