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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2005, 05:00:39 PM »

Members of the Roundtable took note of Spiff's facination with shiney things making noise and...

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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2005, 05:11:13 PM »

realized shiny noisy things are not the way to get into a Blackhawk tactical advertisement which is his secret dream.

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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2005, 10:59:08 PM »

But the other APSrs made a note to get Spiff a set of his OWN shiny clinky thinks for his birthday, which is coming up.....
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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2005, 11:27:56 PM »

....... next on Cops!  Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .
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« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2005, 02:52:06 AM »

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....... next on Cops!  Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .


doing his best to extract large slippery eels from......
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« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2005, 10:03:03 AM »

...where they were wrapped tenuously around his waist, holding his P99 which was holstered in his inside the waistband holster because his pants were too tight.
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« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2005, 12:31:13 PM »

WildAlaska's  SWMBO invited Spiffy over for supper. "I fix eel for supper".- SWMBO was heard saying as she ....

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« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2005, 12:53:52 PM »

...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...
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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2005, 01:12:53 PM »

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...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...


Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn!  They piled out of the chopper, each holding......
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« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2005, 02:51:37 PM »

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Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn! They piled out of the chopper, each holding......

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« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2005, 02:55:36 PM »

and hung on a gold chain around spiffy's neck, declaring that the world needs to look to it's native roots for answers in these dark and troubled times, after which WA, spiff, Schumer, Feinstein et al., engaged in a group hug and sang a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.

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« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2005, 05:03:34 PM »

...while the one remaining eel, the one that the holster was affixed to, slithered quietly to Spiffy's off hand....
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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2005, 05:04:25 PM »

WA looked over at spiffy and  winked as the eyelids of the Three Mousketeers began to droop. The three were soon fast asleep, and spiff asked, "so what did your wife put in those samples of her eel dish that she fed them?"
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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2005, 06:42:48 PM »

WA answered "a special mixture of 'Okama'*, fresh from japan".




* - you'll have to ask WA about Okama, unless you know japanese already.
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