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Angel Eyes

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1600 on: November 15, 2021, 01:03:43 AM »

"Ooh!  It damn well hurts!"

"Certainly it hurts."

"Well, what's the trick, then?"

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
"Tastes kind-of like cherry cough syrup and swimming-pool water, with a hint of puke."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1601 on: November 15, 2021, 09:45:02 AM »

"Did you ever hear Admiral Tarrant go on about the war? About the chosen few who have to lay it on the line?"

"Naw, me and Nester don't do too much fraternizing with admirals."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem?  No one knows because it's never happened.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1602 on: December 04, 2021, 08:56:39 PM »

"Hey, Carl.  How'd you like to be my faithful sidekick, Diego Santana?  Wanted for train robbery in three territories."
  "I am?"
"Railroad Pinkertons are hot on our trail, amigo."
  "How do I be Diego?"
"Well, for starters, lose the bunny hop."
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem?  No one knows because it's never happened.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1603 on: December 04, 2021, 10:28:02 PM »

"8 Lincoln 30 to dispatch."

"8 L 30, go ahead."

"Yeah that's a wild goose chase over here at Nakatomi Plaza.  Everything here is OK.  Over."

"Tastes kind-of like cherry cough syrup and swimming-pool water, with a hint of puke."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1604 on: December 21, 2021, 09:21:06 PM »

"I hate, loathe and abominate money!"

"You also spend it."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1605 on: December 26, 2021, 09:58:54 PM »

That's the first decent *expletive deleted*it I've passed in three weeks.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1606 on: December 29, 2021, 03:07:21 PM »

"That's my boy!"

"Alright, then you beat 'em . . . ."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1607 on: December 31, 2021, 09:57:46 PM »

"It's a pity to waste a whole Montecristo."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1608 on: January 08, 2022, 03:38:51 PM »

"So, you're a formerly dead black model, who is now suddenly a living white hobo after spending the weekend on the moon. Is that correct?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"So I was listening. And you are Neil Armstrong after the sex change operation. Is this correct?"

"No, that is not correct. You were not listening at all."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1609 on: February 27, 2022, 04:21:21 PM »

"Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!  Let the boy in there, Major!"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1610 on: February 27, 2022, 04:38:53 PM »

"...I don't mean to be insensitive. But, uh, does Dr. Pinchelow have Aspergers?"

"Probably.  I know he doesn't wipe real well."
"It's good, though..."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1611 on: March 15, 2022, 06:45:11 PM »

"I'm a Pisces. We're not superstitious."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1612 on: March 15, 2022, 10:50:41 PM »

"The Russians have landed in West Village and they're attacking the postmistress."
"Tastes kind-of like cherry cough syrup and swimming-pool water, with a hint of puke."
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