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« on: January 24, 2006, 05:09:43 PM »

No particular reason, other than it seemed funny:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 05:38:29 PM »

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006, 06:59:10 PM »

i gather Art doesn't surf www.ar15.com" target="_blank">Arf.com

Chuck is pretty well know for round house kicks over there
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006, 07:27:26 PM »

I never really got into type-specific or brandname-specific sites.  Guns, 4WD, whatever.  Folks seem to get all excited over small beer and get mad over nothing much...

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 03:33:59 AM »

The guys in my martial arts club have been on a two week streak with these.  They print them off and read them aloud as we work out.

They make me laugh so hard sometime I *snort* through my nose!:D
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 04:00:43 AM »

They are great.

There was another one I liked:

"When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad he turns into Mr. T."
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 05:54:27 AM »

I liked Conan O'Brien's "Chuck Norris Lever" or wasit the "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" I don't remember. Musta caught a roundhouse when I wasn't looking. They say it's the one you don't see that gets ya.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 08:28:36 AM »

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The latest chuck norris craze is a ripoff. Clearly Vin Diesel is superior.
phftttt.  They're both a coupla wussies compared to this guy.

Jack Bauer.  The guy NEVER eats, NEVER sleeps, has a cellphone that works ANYWHERE, can call in airstrikes, satellite surveillance, backup teams with MP5's and NV, you name it anywhere, anytime.  heh.

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 08:50:48 AM »

Yeah, but he doesn't have a beard.
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 09:33:10 AM »

He also looks constipated.

Anyone see that episode of some Sitcom where Chuck was hanging out with the main character and was REALLY wussy acting?
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2006, 10:05:00 AM »

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The guys in my martial arts club have been on a two week streak with these.  They print them off and read them aloud as we work out.

They make me laugh so hard sometime I *snort* through my nose!:D
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2006, 10:19:05 AM »

OK, who's getting a t-shirt?

I might not be able to resist...

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2006, 10:45:45 AM »

I should get one for granny...  

That'd get a "Chuck"le out of her!

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2006, 10:48:07 AM »

Until you read that Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, you never think how funny that is. Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2006, 02:52:58 PM »

I do not like, when with me play, and I think that you also

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2006, 03:00:47 PM »

That is just tooooo funny!!

LMAO...
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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2006, 03:51:27 PM »

Comedy. gold.

 Join the Chucktatorship!!!

But does Chuck's round-house beat Jean-Claude's spinning back-kick? There's only one way to find out - and it involves a cage-fight and slow-motion...

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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2006, 04:58:51 PM »

I love hoe Chuck gets a plug in there for his Western novels. $5 says his publicist wrote that...
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2006, 06:19:46 PM »

Fact:  Chuck Norris will kick this guy's ass if he doesn't get his 90% cut.


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