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A model of a very modern us president
« on: October 16, 2010, 06:40:38 PM »
http://veracitystew.com/2010/10/16/funny-obama-a-model-of-a-very-modern-u-s-president-video/?ref=nf

It is kind of frightening when you think about how some folks really believe the things they say.

An amusing recreation, but missing that essential core of the original number that made it work, that the modern major general is a wild incompetent.

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Re: A model of a very modern us president
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 10:34:19 PM »
http://veracitystew.com/2010/10/16/funny-obama-a-model-of-a-very-modern-u-s-president-video/?ref=nf

It is kind of frightening when you think about how some folks really believe the things they say.

An amusing recreation, but missing that essential core of the original number that made it work, that the modern major general is a wild incompetent.

Yep, either the blogger didn't get the complete allusion of the performers didn't get the meat of the issue, being the Modern Major General is well-educated in all spheres save generalship, about which he is clueless.

For those wondering, here are the original lyrics:
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse


I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore


Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee


For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General


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Re: A model of a very modern us president
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 01:37:06 AM »
Wrong on more levels than I care to consider. However, I kinda think the producers of it were trying to keep in the spirit of the original...
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