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Hobo With A Shotgun...
« on: August 13, 2011, 09:59:53 PM »

... is pure schlocky cinematic gold.

Blood/gore effects rival that of Army of Darkness.  Villainous behavior so over the top it would make Hannibal Lecter, Magneto and Butcho team up to take these bad guys down.

And it even had a hot-chick-welding-montage.

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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 10:02:59 PM »

... is pure schlocky cinematic gold.

....and I'll bet you watch ZARDOZ for its artistic expressionism, too....  :facepalm:
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 11:17:15 PM »

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!  I AM SICK AND ****ING TIRED OF THESE 88888888 HOBOS WITH THESE ************' SHOTGUNS!!!
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 03:20:49 PM »

Hobos on a plane?
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 10:31:37 AM »

I agree; this movie was brilliant, and I don't think they could have done better than Rutger Hower.

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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 03:49:28 PM »

There's a little of the hobo in all of us.
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 03:53:59 PM »

Holy crap, it's available on demand from Netflix!

I'm all set for tonight.   [popcorn]
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 08:06:24 PM »

Wow, that was the bloodiest movie I've seen since The Story of Riki.

Honestly I doubt I would have seen this one if not for Rutger Hauer.  By the way, for more Rutger Hauer goodness, check out The Golden Age of Crap by Nathan Shumate:

http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Age-Crap-B-Movies-Glory/dp/1452822204/
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 09:18:52 PM »

Wow, that was the bloodiest movie I've seen since The Story of Riki.

Honestly I doubt I would have seen this one if not for Rutger Hauer.  By the way, for more Rutger Hauer goodness, check out The Golden Age of Crap by Nathan Shumate:

http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Age-Crap-B-Movies-Glory/dp/1452822204/

There was one where he had this genius gun maker put together the most powerful handgun in the world for him. We weren't supposed to notice that it was just a Hammerli .22.  :lol:
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Re: Hobo With A Shotgun...
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 07:24:09 AM »

There's a little of the hobo in all of us.


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