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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1200 on: May 08, 2015, 11:33:27 PM »
"Thor's a homo!"


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Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1201 on: May 09, 2015, 06:14:40 AM »
"I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches."

Loved that show
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1204 on: May 10, 2015, 01:51:55 AM »
Awesome! Thank you


There's a few YouTube channels for Andromeda. That one has the best picture quality of any I've found, so far.

I'm in Season 2 now. I miss purple Trance, and her tail.  =(
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1205 on: July 20, 2015, 08:04:25 PM »
"Are we allowed to kill people?"

"No. I know, PC gone mad."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1206 on: July 21, 2015, 08:08:09 PM »
AZredhawks thread lives on...........

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Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1207 on: July 21, 2015, 10:28:09 PM »
AZredhawks thread lives on...........
It's a trick. Get an axe.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1208 on: August 14, 2015, 08:02:09 AM »
"How do I walk in these?"

"You know high heels were invented by a man, Kimmy, because no woman ever invented anything."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1209 on: August 14, 2015, 12:08:53 PM »
Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1210 on: August 14, 2015, 12:12:13 PM »
Heavy Metal (the motion picture)
Hanover Fiste (speaking gently)

... in all the time I've known him,
he's never done anything immoral ...
(thinking)
unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's
Prostitute ring ...
... and he's ah, never done anything
illegal ...
(turning sharply)
... unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun!!
(reverting to meekness)
He's always been a good, law-abiding
citizen ...
(shouting at himself)
Awww, gimme a break!!
(gentle again)
... of the Federation, and, and ...
(going schizo)
Shut Up!  Shut Up!  Shut Up!
(gentle, but starting to sweat)
... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...
(rising in crazed anger)
STERNN!!!
(pointing as he screams)
He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin',
back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!!

Hangin's too good for him!!
Burnin's too good for him!!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!

Hanover Fiste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHgMsvpFm08

Full Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_SdqyVKho
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1211 on: August 14, 2015, 04:05:19 PM »
Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price!
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1212 on: November 27, 2015, 07:04:20 PM »
"It's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1213 on: December 01, 2015, 09:19:52 AM »
I am making this thread a sticky, this since it is a top 5 thread.
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

Bacon and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Stupidity will always be its own reward.
Bad decisions make good stories.

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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1214 on: December 01, 2015, 10:07:33 AM »
"It's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."


Isn't that from the Buffy TV show?  (not that there's anything wrong with that)
"It's good, though..."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1215 on: December 01, 2015, 07:11:10 PM »

Isn't that from the Buffy TV show?  (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Yes. I've never bothered to watch it before. I have found the first several episodes were dumb, and then the second half of the season was alright.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1216 on: December 04, 2015, 02:00:35 AM »
(can't believe this hasn't been posted yet)

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BLAM!

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"I'm serving some papers."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1217 on: December 17, 2015, 01:17:56 AM »
"On his walks, he liked to carry a gun, though he seldom used it. When he did so, however, his aim was frightfully certain. He never killed an inoffensive animal, and never fired at any of the small birds."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1218 on: January 04, 2016, 06:12:04 PM »
“Is he as cute as you are?”

“Nobody is.”
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1219 on: January 09, 2016, 08:36:06 PM »
I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger ... and those I am about to.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1220 on: January 15, 2016, 09:31:11 PM »
"When I became a cop I had my nerves removed."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1221 on: February 21, 2016, 08:26:33 PM »
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1222 on: February 27, 2016, 12:13:45 PM »
"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1223 on: March 02, 2016, 03:48:10 PM »
"Sister, I don't mind shootin' em' for ya, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sweat over 'em for ya."

"Well...maybe a nun ought not be so good-lookin'."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1224 on: March 03, 2016, 12:27:08 PM »
Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
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