Author Topic: Societal compulsion to quote movies  (Read 493954 times)

makattak

  • Dark Lord of the Cis
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,022
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #725 on: July 15, 2012, 12:45:22 AM »
Remember Ted, the pieces of the puzzle make funny shapes but they all fit together in the end.
Boy, you're just full of those, aren't you?
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #726 on: July 15, 2012, 04:19:56 AM »
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #727 on: July 15, 2012, 04:21:41 AM »
Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #728 on: July 15, 2012, 04:49:58 AM »
Well, the cat has dragged in a sight for four eyes, that is for sure.  You look dreadful.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 45,742
  • I'm an Extremist!
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #729 on: July 15, 2012, 04:28:03 PM »
"Besides, he lies to me about whether or not my gun is loaded."
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #730 on: July 15, 2012, 04:50:16 PM »
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #731 on: July 25, 2012, 09:16:39 PM »
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

Monkeyleg

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,589
  • Tattaglia is a pimp.
    • http://www.gunshopfinder.com
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #732 on: July 25, 2012, 11:18:20 PM »
Quote
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.

"How many swamp rats can you fit in one room?"

Fly320s

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,415
  • Formerly, Arthur, King of the Britons
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #733 on: July 26, 2012, 10:24:21 AM »
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

Something almost, but not quite, entirely,unlike tea.
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

AZRedhawk44

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,948
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #734 on: July 26, 2012, 12:12:48 PM »
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

Star Control?  Melnorme?

My brain is rusty, please confirm...
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
--Lysander Spooner

I reject your authoritah!

Angel Eyes

  • Lying dog-faced pony soldier
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,257
  • You're not diggin'
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #735 on: July 26, 2012, 01:11:46 PM »
Star Control?  Melnorme?

My brain is rusty, please confirm...

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"I make love to men daily, but in the imagination."
                         - Barack Obama

AZRedhawk44

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,948
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #736 on: July 26, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »
Ah, gotcha.  Yep, I remember now.  Thanks.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
--Lysander Spooner

I reject your authoritah!

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #737 on: August 01, 2012, 11:48:27 PM »
"Fire three!  Fire four!  Let's drag our tails outta here!"
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

Jocassee

  • Buster Scruggs Respecter
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4,591
  • "First time?"
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #738 on: August 02, 2012, 12:40:16 AM »
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
I shall not die alone, alone, but kin to all the powers,
As merry as the ancient sun and fighting like the flowers.

sumpnz

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,304
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #739 on: August 02, 2012, 04:02:49 AM »
Get busy living, or get busy dying.

You know how to read, you ignorant *expletive deleted*ck?

geronimotwo

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,796
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #740 on: August 02, 2012, 11:30:35 AM »
(suspect) you guys are no different than mobsters.

(fbi agent) the difference is that mobters work for lyers, cheats, and murderers.  we work for the the president of the united states.
make the world idiot proof.....and you will have a world full of idiots. -g2

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #741 on: August 05, 2012, 08:57:11 PM »
Being right is not a bullet proof vest, Freddy!
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,328
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #742 on: August 09, 2012, 08:27:15 AM »
You've lost the colors, sir. The King's own colors, touched by his own hand. Take my advice and a pistol, and go behind that tent, and blow out what's left of your brains.
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

Monkeyleg

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,589
  • Tattaglia is a pimp.
    • http://www.gunshopfinder.com
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #743 on: August 09, 2012, 12:30:34 PM »
" Is, uh, Carson Wells there?"

"Not in the sense that you mean."

zxcvbob

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,208
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #744 on: August 09, 2012, 01:25:36 PM »
"Is, uh, Carson Wells there?"

"Not in the sense that you mean."

"Friendo"
"It's good, though..."

RocketMan

  • Mad Rocket Scientist
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,578
  • Semper Fidelis
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #745 on: August 12, 2012, 01:42:01 AM »
"We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable."
"More docile and controllable, eh?  You guys don't get out much."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

Monkeyleg

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,589
  • Tattaglia is a pimp.
    • http://www.gunshopfinder.com
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #746 on: August 12, 2012, 02:25:51 AM »
Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...
Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

makattak

  • Dark Lord of the Cis
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13,022
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #747 on: August 12, 2012, 05:27:01 AM »
 -I'd like to turn her into a fat ol' - hop toad.
 -Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
 -Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
 -It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
 -Well, *that* would make me happy.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

Angel Eyes

  • Lying dog-faced pony soldier
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,257
  • You're not diggin'
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #748 on: August 12, 2012, 01:51:37 PM »
"Neighbors heard them screaming at each other, like for two hours, and it was nothing new. Then they heard the gun go off, both barrels. Crime of passion."
 
"Yeah, just look at all the passion on that wall."

"I make love to men daily, but in the imagination."
                         - Barack Obama

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,328
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #749 on: August 12, 2012, 01:57:20 PM »
The men are dirty, sir. The rifles are clean.
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife