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Author Topic: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!  (Read 8312 times)

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Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« on: April 06, 2012, 06:02:24 AM »

http://www.actionpistolclub.com/Docs/Zombie_Cease_and_desist.pdf

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Zombies are afflicted with a medical condition and discrimination and persecution of Zombies is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Modern Zombies are honest hard working undead people. They are just like the rest of Americans, but do not have any pulse nor brain activity. They are productive members of society and have been very successful in the local, state, and federal government. They have become model bureaucrats, and have continually worked toward building a positive reputation.

If I remember, ADA prohibits discrimination in hiring and public accommodation.  Don't recall anything about not being allowed to whack them if they are just shuffling about.

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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 07:48:05 AM »

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They are just like the rest of most Americans, they don't have any brain activity but they don't have a pulse.

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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 08:59:42 AM »

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They are productive members of society and have been very successful in the local, state, and federal government. They have become model bureaucrats


That can't be right.
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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM »


That can't be right.

It is, if you use political interpretation. Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populous like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 10:54:26 AM »

It is, if you use political interpretation. Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populous like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".

Ah. Well played.
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 12:51:38 PM »

never mind.  Thought RKL had crossed out ome more word than he did.

I really need to have those new specs come in.

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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 02:08:00 PM »

"It's good, though..."

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Re: Zombies are people too! Stop picking on them!
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 05:53:46 PM »

Boy....the Democrats will do anything for new voters....  ;/
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