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Author Topic: I want to have her babies.  (Read 3850 times)

Perd Hapley

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This member used to have another name, and the name that this member used to have was fistful.

French G.

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Re: I want to have her babies.
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2013, 02:06:39 AM »

TLDR for Dick Durbin. Should be:

Dear Dick,
FOAD.

Sincerely,
-everyone
AKA Navy Joe   

I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: I want to have her babies.
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 11:57:44 AM »

plus eleventy.



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Scout26

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Re: I want to have her babies.
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2013, 12:02:30 PM »

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: I want to have her babies.
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2013, 02:57:08 PM »

There are ways to tell someone to go have relations with themselves.  This was a very good one. :rofl:
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