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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2013, 11:52:37 AM »

Probably the best 2 billion spent in a long time

Better than spending it on mother*expletive deleted*ing welfare ho's.

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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2013, 12:32:15 PM »

I'm just trying to figure out how Conspiracy Co-worker will turn this into a negative, and blame it on the Jooos. Little help?  ???
NSA listens to everybody, including the Jooos. This means they can intercept information about the Evil Plan that the Jooos have together with the Reptilians from the Alpha Draconis system (Jooos wants gold, as everybody knows, and the Reptilians wants to consume our precious bodily fluids). Therefore, the data center had to suffer an "accident". The "accident" was carried out by a crack team of Illuminati and Knights Templar commandos led by a Freemason mystic with connections to the Catholic Church.
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2013, 12:35:52 PM »

Viking will be disappeared in 3....2....1
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2013, 12:40:07 PM »

Viking will be disappeared in 3....2....1

I think you're right! We haven't heard from Viking in over an hour!
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2013, 12:45:24 PM »

No worries, I'm still here, oh wait, I hear a helicopter outside, and someone's knocking on my door...banging on my door in fact...
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2013, 12:46:47 PM »

No worries, I'm still here, oh wait, I hear a helicopter outside, and someone's knocking on my door...banging on my door in fact...

Nothing to worry about. They wouldn't knock or bang.

They'd murder your dog, breach your door with a water impulse charge, and shoot you in the face.
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2013, 12:50:40 PM »

Then claim he was into kiddie pron, selling drugs and gambling in overseas casinos.  Justifiable shooting right there. Cops need to go home at night.
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2013, 01:14:55 PM »

Then claim he was into kiddie pron, selling drugs and gambling in overseas casinos.  Justifiable shooting right there. Cops need to go home at night.


Wow! I think I hate that guy! =D :rofl:
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2013, 01:46:20 PM »

This story makes me happy.


Also remember the NSA and DISA's "solution" to whistleblowers is to fire most of their system admins.

I envision massively awesome IT implosions, and it will be GLORIOUS to behold

I'm very glad I left DISA's employ. Their systems were jacked up to begin with. Firing all those sysadmins just means you'll end up with more unreliable contractors in months or years.
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2013, 10:04:19 PM »

Gentlemen.  The correct spelling is "Jews".   We are "Jewish".   I don't refer to you as "Zombie Worshippers" or other names.

So please show some respect. 
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Re: NSA data center has unfortunate "accident"
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2013, 10:33:21 PM »

Scott, when coming from a conspiracy believing nut job, they call them joos.  Their spelling certainly not mine.  I have respect for the Jewish people and the nation of Israel.  There are a few liberal extremest that I have no respect for.
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