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Re: Holiday Atrocities...
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2017, 01:06:48 PM »

Got an Hy-Vee where you're at? Buy a whole Hormel Cure 81 ham (which is about $25) and you get a 12-14lb frozen turkey for free.

Yes, I saw that.  But I don't want the ham, and if I did Aldi has hams for 99 a pound.
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Re: Holiday Atrocities...
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2017, 09:21:57 PM »

When ya can grab the turkey leg bone and give it a twist and it pops free of the meat and cartilage, it's done.
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Re: Holiday Atrocities...
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2017, 05:58:48 AM »

When ya can grab the turkey leg bone and give it a twist and it pops free of the meat and cartilage, it's done.

What if it screams out in pain?

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Re: Holiday Atrocities...
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2017, 06:57:47 AM »

What if it screams out in pain?

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Re: Re: Holiday Atrocities...
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2017, 12:31:35 PM »

What if it screams out in pain?

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Might wanna put it back in the oven for awhile

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