More divisive than cornbread or BBQ: Hawaiian pizza

[WLJ]

Or

Get a BIG GER knife!  Think machete or scimitar.  Or crescent shaped sharpened piece of discarded steel.  Pizza wheels need not apply.

https://www.amazon.com/Handles-Protective-Stainless-Cutters-Kitchen/dp/B08Z758YF6/ref=sr_1_21?crid=111DG8WTWUNKI&dchild=1&keywords=pizza+cutter&qid=1635212585&qsid=144-6934239-4205358&sprefix=pizza+%2Caps%2C218&sr=8-21&sres=B07YP2VL68%2CB019S3W8AO%2CB08L8HLLRV%2CB0000E2GYL%2CB08CHM97C3%2CB08K3STKK1%2CB088DQDGFP%2CB07TD58C7N%2CB01MXXD7QS%2CB088T1MSR8%2CB08KP2QK8Q%2CB08HD1QJ37%2CB09FY5CQPX%2CB00BNQKZSC%2CB08YGT68XL%2CB01A7PYVS4%2CB08Z758YF6%2CB08954C8GS%2CB087XCJ7KS%2CB088TB1RYC&srpt=WHEEL_CUTTER

[Fly320s]

Well, now you tell me!

Though if you'd had the displeasure to meet some of my co-workers you'd see the wisdom in not giving them access to a huge blade.

No one in the commercial food service industry, i.e. restaurants, should have access to big knives, but everyone in the food service industry has access to big knives. 

So....                       I'll have the meatball pizza, please.

[zxcvbob]

It's a couple of years old, but so is this thread:  https://babylonbee.com/news/hell-introduces-13-new-varieties-pineapple-pizza/