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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2018, 08:53:24 PM »
Earl Campbell's sounds like something this dude would sell :

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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2018, 09:37:59 PM »
Earl Campbell's sounds like something this dude would sell :

https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Dibbler

I think he's recreating the hot links we used to buy 40 or 50 years ago -- that's what the red ones taste like -- but probably with more offal (hydrolyzed chicken feathers?) and less non-meat fillers.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2018, 11:48:35 PM »
Around here what isn't Jalapeno is Chipotle or Sriracha.

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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2018, 02:52:21 PM »
Pretty much anytime I'm at a restaurant I ask for hot sauce. They used to just bring me whatever they had. These days, a lot of the restaurants actually have more than one brand of it, and ask which one you want.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2018, 07:03:00 PM »
Actually, fistful is kind of on to something.

I accidentally bought chicken nuggets with cheese instead of the plan ones and they were disgusting. I've also had run ins with cheese in sausage which did not please me.

As much as I love cheese, there are somethings that are perfectly tasty all on there own and do not need to be infused with cheese. If I want cheese, I'll buy *expletive deleted*ing cheese.
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Re: Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2018, 08:45:18 PM »
Actually, fistful is kind of on to something.

I accidentally bought chicken nuggets with cheese instead of the plan ones and they were disgusting. I've also had run ins with cheese in sausage which did not please me.

As much as I love cheese, there are somethings that are perfectly tasty all on there own and do not need to be infused with cheese. If I want cheese, I'll buy *expletive deleted*ing cheese.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2018, 07:52:40 AM »
Actually, fistful is kind of on to something.

I accidentally bought chicken nuggets with cheese instead of the plan ones and they were disgusting. I've also had run ins with cheese in sausage which did not please me.

As much as I love cheese, there are somethings that are perfectly tasty all on there own and do not need to be infused with cheese. If I want cheese, I'll buy *expletive deleted*ing cheese.

I don't like high temp cheese, which is what you find inside cooked meats.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2018, 07:54:12 AM »
Around here what isn't Jalapeno is Chipotle or Sriracha.

ENOUGH !!!

You 9/10 times they also have the non chipotle or sriracha version on the shelf/menu too.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2018, 08:44:00 AM »
Well, I had lunch with friends at Freddy's Steak Burger while I was in Iowa. Very tasty. But... they have two grievous examples of whitey mcwhiterson cultural appropriation -- fry sauce, and even worse, JALAPENO fry sauce.

Obviously, being the hateful white oppressor I am, I had and enjoyed both. Yes, I'm worse than Hitler, and I'm cool with that.

Also forgot that they've come out with Jalapeno Doritos. Those are pretty good. 
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2018, 12:57:02 PM »
And we have Jalapeno SPAM
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2018, 06:15:22 PM »
Well, I had lunch with friends at Freddy's Steak Burger while I was in Iowa. Very tasty. But... they have two grievous examples of whitey mcwhiterson cultural appropriation -- fry sauce, and even worse, JALAPENO fry sauce.

Obviously, being the hateful white oppressor I am, I had and enjoyed both. Yes, I'm worse than Hitler, and I'm cool with that.

Also forgot that they've come out with Jalapeno Doritos. Those are pretty good. 


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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2018, 08:59:53 PM »
One of the best burgers I've had in a long time.

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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2018, 08:47:42 PM »


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If you're a fan of Emeril's Essence, and use it a lot, make your own,,,

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Cheaper to make a bulk amount than buying those little bottles for $5.  I add brown sugar to it, and a little more salt, and it's my fall back BBQ rub.
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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2018, 10:31:03 PM »
This thread needs more jalapeño.  =)



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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2018, 10:10:59 PM »
This thread needs more jalapeño.  =)


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Re: I Am Sick of Jalapeno in Everything
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2018, 12:38:41 PM »
Oh no. They're building a Freddy's nearby. It's been nice knowing you all.
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