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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #550 on: February 07, 2020, 10:43:19 AM »
This thread makes me think this should be real.

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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #551 on: February 07, 2020, 10:52:26 AM »
Beautiful picture, that^^^^
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #552 on: February 07, 2020, 11:58:15 AM »
Says the chick who went from waitressing bartending to congress...


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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #553 on: February 07, 2020, 02:36:26 PM »
That's why she isn't a lawyer- she couldn't pass the bar.

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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #554 on: February 07, 2020, 07:57:05 PM »
That's why she isn't a lawyer- she couldn't pass the bar.
:rofl:    I used to call that type of a joke a "zinger."  [popcorn]
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #555 on: February 08, 2020, 07:00:37 PM »
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #556 on: February 08, 2020, 09:18:10 PM »
Giving a lecture showing off her expertise on Milton Keynes and his economic theories. I love Carol Roth.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/02/08/carol-roth-trolls-economics-major-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-who-was-just-reading-about-famed-economist-milton-keynes/

She supposedly has an economics degree. From Boston University.

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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #557 on: February 08, 2020, 09:31:52 PM »
I can't stand her voice.  It is too similar to Fran Drescher's.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #558 on: February 08, 2020, 09:32:22 PM »
She supposedly has an economics degree. From Boston University.

Great reflection on you, BU.

She learned exactly what they wanted her to learn.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #559 on: February 22, 2020, 06:09:21 PM »
The chick in $500 shoes want to ask congressmen how much their tailored suits cost. GOP congressmen only of course.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/02/22/rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wants-to-wait-outside-the-gop-cloakroom-and-ask-congressmen-how-much-their-suits-cost/
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #560 on: February 22, 2020, 07:38:22 PM »
The chick in $500 shoes want to ask congressmen how much their tailored suits cost. GOP congressmen only of course.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/02/22/rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wants-to-wait-outside-the-gop-cloakroom-and-ask-congressmen-how-much-their-suits-cost/

 :laugh: Great fan service for her base, I guess.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #561 on: February 25, 2020, 12:47:38 PM »
Democrats may try to eliminate Ocasio-Cortez’s House seat, paper says

Way to go...piss off the person with the pen that draws the district lines.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #562 on: February 25, 2020, 01:13:48 PM »
Democrats may try to eliminate Ocasio-Cortez’s House seat, paper says

Way to go...piss off the person with the pen that draws the district lines.

That would be delicious irony.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #563 on: February 25, 2020, 01:33:10 PM »
I'm sure it will get twisted into being King Trump's doing
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #564 on: February 25, 2020, 01:35:13 PM »
I'm sure it will get twisted into being King Trump's doing

Do we even care? They could make it Hillary Clinton's doing and I would be cool with it. :)
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #565 on: February 25, 2020, 01:37:23 PM »
I'm sure it will get twisted into being King Trump's doing

I'd be disappointed if it wasn't. The more crazy off the wall stuff they blame on him the better. He's used to it and doesn't care, and teh more they do it, the more people open their eyes to the lunacy.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #566 on: February 25, 2020, 01:41:09 PM »
Do we even care? They could make it Hillary Clinton's doing and I would be cool with it. :)

I find it somewhat amusing, and disturbing at the same time, seeing what flaming hoops they have to twist their "logic" through in doing so.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #567 on: February 28, 2020, 05:56:10 PM »
AOC attacked V.P. Mike Pence on "science." Ted Cruz tried to pin her down about what she knows (or doesn't know) about science. She responded by ducking the questions and posting her resume. Cruz is not deterred.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2020/02/28/i-await-your-engagement-on-the-actual-substance-ted-cruz-wont-accept-aocs-insults-and-extensive-resume-as-answers-to-these-science-questions/

Question: How does a dual major in economics and international relations qualify her as an expert in science?
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #568 on: February 28, 2020, 08:15:19 PM »
AOC attacked V.P. Mike Pence on "science." Ted Cruz tried to pin her down about what she knows (or doesn't know) about science. She responded by ducking the questions and posting her resume. Cruz is not deterred.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2020/02/28/i-await-your-engagement-on-the-actual-substance-ted-cruz-wont-accept-aocs-insults-and-extensive-resume-as-answers-to-these-science-questions/

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I love the "congratulations on the science fair" at the end.  :laugh:
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #569 on: March 07, 2020, 02:09:11 PM »
Imagine my shock  ;/

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Everyone saw this coming. Democrats fought tooth and nail to keep census forms from inquiring about an individual's citizenship status. They won, so now people like Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) are urging illegal aliens to fill out census forms so Democrats like herself can keep their bogus congressional districts.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #571 on: March 19, 2020, 08:51:24 AM »
 :rofl:

It appears AOC is having a dog crap self-isolation with her new puppy and a robot vacuum
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/03/19/it-appears-aoc-is-having-a-dog-crap-self-isolation-with-her-new-puppy-and-a-robot-vacuum/
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #572 on: March 19, 2020, 09:00:31 AM »
:rofl:

It appears AOC is having a dog crap self-isolation with her new puppy and a robot vacuum
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/03/19/it-appears-aoc-is-having-a-dog-crap-self-isolation-with-her-new-puppy-and-a-robot-vacuum/

IDGAF who it is...that's just funny!
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #573 on: March 19, 2020, 02:17:27 PM »
:rofl:

It appears AOC is having a dog crap self-isolation with her new puppy and a robot vacuum
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/03/19/it-appears-aoc-is-having-a-dog-crap-self-isolation-with-her-new-puppy-and-a-robot-vacuum/

I can kind of sympathize with AOC on this one.  It's happened twice to us.  Roombas are a bitch to clean after they've run over dog crap.
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Re: The Bronx chick strikes out
« Reply #574 on: April 22, 2020, 08:35:02 PM »
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