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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #125 on: July 22, 2020, 05:25:32 PM »


"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #126 on: July 23, 2020, 05:53:21 AM »

Racism is bad, but not everything bad is racist.


Boy, you have a lot to learn.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #127 on: July 31, 2020, 04:56:55 PM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-might-not-accept-the-results-of-the-2020-election-says-movement-that-still-hasnt-accepted-results-of-2016-election/

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'Trump Might Not Accept The Results Of The 2020 Election,' Says Movement That Still Hasn't Accepted Results Of 2016 Election
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2020, 08:10:56 PM »

So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?
“Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.” - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

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How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem?  No one knows because it's never happened.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2020, 08:22:34 PM »

So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?

When the Marxists decided to make satire our lived reality.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2020, 08:56:10 PM »

I think it was about 1984.
Sometimes we carry more weight then we owe.
And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #131 on: August 04, 2020, 04:39:45 AM »

Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White
https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-polar-bear-apologizes-for-being-white?utm_content=bufferfdb34&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #132 on: August 04, 2020, 04:50:45 PM »

Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch 'Every Child Left Behind' Movement
https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-refusing-to-go-back-in-the-fall-launch-all-kids-left-behind-movement/?utm_content=buffer34273&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Teachers across the nation expressed their utmost thanks to the taxpayers and assured them that this was money well spent. “I am much more productive as a teacher thanks to the Every Child Left Behind movement. Now I can go run errands as I please and instead of grading papers I can binge Netflix!”

At publishing time, the teacher’s union was planning a series of strikes to continue the Every Child Left Behind movement until a cure for all sickness and death was found.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #137 on: October 16, 2020, 07:29:31 PM »

For those who haven't seen it yet, the Bee has its own YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbee

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #138 on: October 17, 2020, 03:45:28 AM »

I'd never considered this...

How the hell do they know if the tear gas was working?

https://babylonbee.com/news/riot-police-unsure-if-their-tear-gas-worked-since-libs-were-already-crying-anyway
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #139 on: October 17, 2020, 06:12:49 AM »

The Cali DMV may require you to listen to a Greta sermon before leaving you alone.   =)

BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?
"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

Maybe so, but 50% + 1 is all the "all" you need, Mr. Lincoln.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2020, 06:34:16 AM »

BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?

 :laugh:

From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2020, 04:17:20 PM »

:laugh:

From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
Did you get a ballot?
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2020, 05:17:28 PM »

^ "ballot"

Heh-heh.

"representation"

"taxes"

Verrry good.

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"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

Maybe so, but 50% + 1 is all the "all" you need, Mr. Lincoln.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #144 on: October 20, 2020, 03:23:26 PM »

Offered without comment.  :facepalm:

https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/20/facebook-demonetizes-satire-site-babylon-bee-claims-monty-python-spoof-incites-violence/


Gas lighting and financial blackballing a satire publication.  Tells you what they consider a threat.

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #148 on: October 31, 2020, 06:05:25 AM »

Is Kubrick still around? They'll need him to fake the new, amphibious moon landing.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #149 on: October 31, 2020, 06:09:20 AM »

Is Kubrick still around? They'll need him to fake the new, amphibious moon landing.

No, he passed on a number of years ago.

At least that's the official story ...
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