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African Dust
« on: June 26, 2020, 11:20:50 AM »
We got a lot of that African dust blowing across Oklahoma today. I stepped out to sniff the air this morning and I sneezed so hard that I spotted ...

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Re: African Dust
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2020, 12:40:41 PM »
I've seen it in Florida the last few days.  Really cuts down visibility.
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2020, 01:05:42 PM »
Well for God's sake, don't wear a mask! People will think you're bowing to DA MAN!  :rofl:
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2020, 02:16:20 PM »
We got a lot of that African dust blowing across Oklahoma today. I stepped out to sniff the air this morning and I sneezed so hard that I spotted ...

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Old Egyptian Pharaoh mummys, crumbled to dust and blowing our way.  What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: African Dust
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2020, 05:15:07 PM »
Old Egyptian Pharaoh mummys, crumbled to dust and blowing our way.

All they are is dust in the wind.
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2020, 05:19:54 PM »
Wearing a mask prevents you from re-infecting others with Egyptian Mummy Dust.
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2020, 05:28:34 PM »
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2020, 07:55:33 PM »
Bottle up a bunch of dust and call it Ancient Mummy Dust and claim it has therapeutic properties and I bet you could sell it to the idiots that think essential oils are curatives.

Or start a band with name...whatevs.
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2020, 07:59:13 PM »
So is inhaling it cultural appropriation?
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2020, 08:19:43 PM »
I am concerned with what will happen if Florida Man is infected by Mummy Sand.  [tinfoil]
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2020, 09:38:35 PM »
Oh sh!t, we're all going to die. Again. Time eleventy.
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And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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Re: African Dust
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2020, 08:45:55 AM »
I am concerned with what will happen if Florida Man is infected by Mummy Sand.  [tinfoil]

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Re: African Dust
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2020, 09:13:21 AM »
Double post

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Re: African Dust
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2020, 09:16:10 AM »
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Re: African Dust
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2020, 01:11:33 PM »
With my usual optimistic outlook, I kept hoping it would get better.  Clicked out at 1:30.  As I tell telephone solicitors, "Thanks for the opportunity, but no thanks."  Click.

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