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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2021, 06:19:43 PM »
Here I was hoping it would be a pillow that would resist flattening out overnight. So much for that. I am glad to see they are using union labor, that should keep the cost of the pillow reasonably high or the company broke reasonably quick....probably both.

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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2021, 06:46:27 PM »
I need a pillow that veers left. My wife sleeps on on the right side of the bed.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2021, 06:55:28 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I’m glad the president of the Soy Boy Beta *let's not go there* Society is too busy tilting at windmills that he thinks matters to do real *expletive deleted*it. Also the MyPillow guy should trademark it before him and sell Resistance Pillows to the “look I’m helping!” Woketards
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2021, 07:10:24 PM »
Here I was hoping it would be a pillow that would resist flattening out overnight. So much for that. I am glad to see they are using union labor, that should keep the cost of the pillow reasonably high or the company broke reasonably quick....probably both.

I think it's going to be more like a body pillow that looks like that guy from that super-cringey DNC music video.

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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2021, 07:40:32 PM »
I'm sure Mike Lindell is quaking in his boots at the thought of the .... :rofl:  .... competition .... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2021, 08:09:22 PM »
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2021, 10:06:53 PM »
The David Hogg pillow:
A pillow case that is empty of substance and is rough and abrasive to your face.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2021, 10:22:03 PM »
The David Hogg pillow:
A pillow case that is empty of substance and is rough and abrasive to your face.

This reporter LOLed.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2021, 09:37:43 AM »
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one day, people will ask, "on whose side were you on during the great pillow wars"

I ordered a couple of the Mypillows a few weeks ago.  Looks like it is supposed to arrive tomorrow.  There are discount codes all over for them.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2021, 11:06:55 AM »
Resistance?

His side owns all the political and educational institutions, all three branches of government as well as all the major media outlets. We mustn't forget all the corporate boardrooms either.

The only reason we are allowed to own guns is the oligarchs might need to thin the herd by getting everyone to start shooting each other.

Thinking it is actually respect for the constitution sort of seems silly considering the constitution has been a dead letter in so many ways for a long time.

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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2021, 07:04:57 PM »
Hogg is actually on Tw*tter right now asking if anyone can point him at an American pillow manufacturer that's unionized. Looks like he's just hoping to slap a label on something. I can't imagine anybody I know wanting to go face down on one of Hogg's pillows if they actually make it to market...

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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2021, 03:58:47 PM »
Now it's a billion dollar company that will be launching pillows into space.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/02/06/david-hogg-seeks-memes-to-help-promote-what-could-become-billion-dollar-pillow-company/

Interesting that he additionally continues to put down Lindell, who hires ex-cons and other individuals the left would normally consider "in-need", while doing the union labor thing and apparently looking to make a fast buck. I hope this fails stupendously.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2021, 04:12:51 PM »
He was quoted as saying he was driven in part by "realizing the need for a pillow that can be tossed in the wash/drier multiple times a week after long nights of pillow biting".
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2021, 04:15:09 PM »
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2021, 08:01:46 PM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-releases-dangerous-new-high-capacity-assault-pillow





I really want MyPillow to make these just to watch Hogg's head explode.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2021, 06:03:15 PM »
Now it's a billion dollar company that will be launching pillows into space.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/02/06/david-hogg-seeks-memes-to-help-promote-what-could-become-billion-dollar-pillow-company/

Interesting that he additionally continues to put down Lindell, who hires ex-cons and other individuals the left would normally consider "in-need", while doing the union labor thing and apparently looking to make a fast buck. I hope this fails stupendously.

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Q2: How many black trans childrens of color could be fed by the vast sums required to put pillows in orbit?
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2021, 02:32:27 PM »
Espouses Calif policies, won't open his factory in CA because, policies.

This is going to be very entertaining to watch, I think.  :laugh:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/08/so-close-and-yet-so-far-david-hogg-almost-figures-out-why-ca-is-such-a-crappy-place-to-start-his-progressive-pillow-biz-and-lol/
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2021, 02:41:11 PM »
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NOT TEXAS.

California, New York, Illinois are much better suited to your business.
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I don't want him here either.
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2021, 02:44:50 PM »
If he ever gets this dumbfuck idea off the ground 4chan is gonna *expletive deleted*ck with his business so bad  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2021, 11:06:27 AM »
David Hogg’s Latest Moneymaker: Illegal Suppressors
https://freedomslodge.com/david-hoggs-latest-moneymaker-illegal-suppressors/?trk_msg=AEKHQ8AK80MKNBIJTH2JJRPAT4&trk_contact=5HODPFHLQF1DBVN85D58FA3I1S&trk_sid=J48REEMID98BP7U27Q5JEO3OSO



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Why, get into the illegal suppressor business, of course…and by that, we mean “Good Pillow,” Hogg’s new pillow company. He’s been chewing over pillows as the best way to muffle gunfire–as well as the occasional grunt–while hopefully making enough dough to pay his private armed security.

David Hogg is trying to cash in on the huge number of new gun owners.   =D
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2021, 11:08:57 AM »
Class 3 pillows
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2021, 11:23:02 AM »
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2021, 11:26:24 AM »
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Re: Resistance Pillows
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2021, 01:35:45 PM »
"Pillows for pillow biters"
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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