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Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« on: February 09, 2021, 02:58:54 PM »
When Zoom goes wrong in court.  :rofl:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1359207169091108864

The attorney's perplexed tone of voice, coupled with the cat filter, is hilarious.  :laugh:
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2021, 03:03:27 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2021, 03:22:03 PM »
I needed that laugh
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2021, 04:33:40 PM »
Thank you for that, I need a good laugh!
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2021, 05:49:27 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2021, 06:44:00 PM »
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2021, 11:47:44 PM »
I saw this on Tucker Carlson.  He introduced it by saying "lawyer caught in cat filter," prompting me to wonder just exactly what the  :O a "cat filter" was.   I didn't realize it was a computer thing.  But it was pretty funny when the clip came on. :rofl:
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2021, 08:34:55 AM »
 :rofl:

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2021, 11:02:14 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2021, 11:04:39 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2021, 05:19:27 PM »
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2021, 06:07:58 PM »
The gun nerd in me is asking why did they leave off the dust covers and why no recoil spring?
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2021, 07:42:23 PM »
The gun nerd in me is asking why did they leave off the dust covers and why no recoil spring?

Somebody googled "AK," and they found a nice, clear image of a partially-disassembled gun. And they didn't know any better.
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