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Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« on: February 09, 2021, 02:58:54 PM »

When Zoom goes wrong in court.  :rofl:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1359207169091108864

The attorney's perplexed tone of voice, coupled with the cat filter, is hilarious.  :laugh:
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2021, 03:03:27 PM »

Never Underestimate The Power Of The Stupid Side

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2021, 03:22:03 PM »

I needed that laugh
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2021, 04:33:40 PM »

Thank you for that, I need a good laugh!
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2021, 05:49:27 PM »

 :rofl:
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2021, 06:44:00 PM »

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Media outlets, you may use the video. It was recorded during a virtual hearing in the 394th DC of TX, and released for educational purposes. It is crucial that this not be used to mock the lawyers, but instead to exemplify the legal community's dedication to the cause of justice.

Don't worry, your Honor. No one would ever mock failure on the internet.
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2021, 11:47:44 PM »

I saw this on Tucker Carlson.  He introduced it by saying "lawyer caught in cat filter," prompting me to wonder just exactly what the  :O a "cat filter" was.   I didn't realize it was a computer thing.  But it was pretty funny when the clip came on. :rofl:
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2021, 08:34:55 AM »

 :rofl:

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2021, 11:02:14 PM »

Never Underestimate The Power Of The Stupid Side

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2021, 11:04:39 PM »

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2021, 05:19:27 PM »

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
                            - Joe Biden

"But even Dr. King’s assassination did not have the worldwide impact that George Floyd’s death did."
                            - also Joe Biden

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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2021, 06:07:58 PM »

The gun nerd in me is asking why did they leave off the dust covers and why no recoil spring?
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Re: Zoom - "I'm Here Live, I'm Not a Cat"
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2021, 07:42:23 PM »

The gun nerd in me is asking why did they leave off the dust covers and why no recoil spring?

Somebody googled "AK," and they found a nice, clear image of a partially-disassembled gun. And they didn't know any better.
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