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Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« on: March 26, 2021, 10:01:31 AM »

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This can’t be real … right?
The human race isn’t THIS stupid yet, right?
RIGHT?!
Seriously, this could be a damn SNL skit.
White veganism is apparently the new white supremacy because it only focuses on the lives of animals while ignoring colonization and stuff.
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Watch.

Just when you thought vegans couldn’t get ANY more annoying : White veganism is the new WHITE SUPREMACY and OMG-LOL (watch)
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/03/26/just-when-you-thought-vegans-couldnt-get-any-more-annoying-white-veganism-is-the-new-white-supremacy-and-omg-lol-watch/

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2021, 12:04:57 PM »

These people are so desperate to find a cause to attach themselves to. 
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2021, 12:16:51 PM »

You know what's racist/white supremacist?

Everything I do, say, think, or am.

Not due to any overt action on my part, but because of the proclamations of those members of society who have self-identified as being woke enough to actually pass those judgements.

So, simply by the fact that I exist, but with no actual proof or basis to back up those assertions, I have been lovingly and tolerantly judged and condemned.

Thus, I have literally nothing to lose, which means I have no *expletive deleted*s to give.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2021, 01:00:36 PM »

I think we should do flush toilets next. Western, ignores the hygiene (lack of) practices of traditional BIPOC cultures, nobody needs three bathrooms except a capitalist oppressor, we pay people who are usually undocumented vacationers to clean them and oh yeah, they are white! Toilets are racist and you heard it here first.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2021, 01:21:08 PM »

Donuts are racist.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2021, 01:42:15 PM »

____________[fill in blank] are RACIST and symbols of White Supremacy! 


Take your pick.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2021, 03:41:46 PM »

You know what's racist/white supremacist?

Everything I do, say, think, or am.

Not due to any overt action on my part, but because of the proclamations of those members of society who have self-identified as being woke enough to actually pass those judgements.

So, simply by the fact that I exist, but with no actual proof or basis to back up those assertions, I have been lovingly and tolerantly judged and condemned.

Thus, I have literally nothing to lose, which means I have no *expletive deleted*s to give.

Exactly my view as well.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2021, 03:53:05 PM »

 The defining instrument of white racism is the smart phone. Invented and developed by white men and made with slave labor.
 To combat white racism, one MUST destroy the phone.
 This would cause woke heads to detonate.

 I would bet most of the woke crowd would define their phone as the single most important object they possess.
 By far.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2021, 05:34:12 PM »

You know what's racist/white supremacist?

Everything I do, say, think, or am.

Not due to any overt action on my part, but because of the proclamations of those members of society who have self-identified as being woke enough to actually pass those judgements.

So, simply by the fact that I exist, but with no actual proof or basis to back up those assertions, I have been lovingly and tolerantly judged and condemned.

Thus, I have literally nothing to lose, which means I have no *expletive deleted*s to give.

The first part of that (up until you not caring) is functionally equivalent to the ideology of critical racism, oops, critical race theory. They actually do say that white racism is baked in, it's everywhere, and if you're white, you're part of it.

That's supposed to make you feel all guilty and compliant, though, Mike. Bad Mike! Bad!
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2021, 08:22:39 PM »

The defining instrument of white racism is the smart phone. Invented and developed by white men and made with slave labor.
 To combat white racism, one MUST destroy the phone.
 This would cause woke heads to detonate.

 I would bet most of the woke crowd would define their phone as the single most important object they possess.
 By far.

And that phone is made by Apple, I bet.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2021, 10:18:46 PM »

And that phone is made by Apple, I bet.

Nope, made by the slaves of Apple.  [popcorn]

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2021, 12:15:28 AM »

The game of CHESS is racist and reeks of privilege - after all, White moves first.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2021, 08:33:27 AM »

The game of CHESS is racist and reeks of privilege - after all, White moves first.

I'm actually surprised chess hasn't been canceled yet. All kinds of things the whackos could jump on there.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2021, 09:32:05 AM »

i seem to recall something on chess along those lines for a while now

After a quick google search

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The notion that somehow the ancient pastime of chess is inherently racist due to the rule of white pieces moving first has been broached on an Australian taxpayer-funded national radio network.

The controversy arose when the national broadcaster ABC proposed a radio slot on the matter Tuesday and sought an interview with John Adams, an economist who represented the Australian Chess Federation in 2015.
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Adams later told a different radio host the argument has been circulating in chess circles for years.

Taxpayer-Funded Radio Debate: Chess Is Racist Because White Moves First
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/06/24/taxpayer-funded-radio-debate-chess-is-racist-because-white-moves-first/

There's a bunch more search hits but you get the point
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2021, 12:20:04 PM »

The game of CHESS is racist and reeks of privilege - after all, White moves first.

Easy solution -- change the colors of the pieces to chartreuse and ecru. Flip a coin to decide which moves first.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2021, 12:58:51 PM »

Easy solution -- change the colors of the pieces to chartreuse and ecru. Flip a coin to decide which moves first.

But it has to be one without a white man on it to be fair. The ones with a slave owner on them are double racist.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2021, 01:00:17 PM »

But it has to be one without a white man on it to be fair. The ones with a slave owner are double racist.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2021, 01:04:23 PM »

Sacajawea dollar coin. easy enough

She betrayed her people and helped the white man, triple racist. Be like a Norwegian coin with Quisling on it.
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2021, 03:32:36 PM »

But it has to be one without a white man on it to be fair. The ones with a slave owner on them are double racist.

Fun fact!  The first registered slave owner in the Americas was black!

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2021, 04:00:01 PM »

Fun fact!  The first registered slave owner in the Americas was black!

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2021, 04:19:12 PM »



More fun facts: at the same time north African muslim pirates were kidnapping European sailors and selling them into slavery.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2021, 04:36:25 PM »

More fun facts: at the same time north African muslim pirates were kidnapping European sailors and selling them into slavery.

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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2021, 10:24:49 AM »

Bandaids are white privilege now.

CRAY-CRAY alert: Teacher rages about bandaids being WHITE PRIVILEGE in ridiculous TikTok video annnd we can’t EVEN (watch)
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/03/29/teachers-are-broken-teacher-rants-about-bandaids-being-white-privilege-in-ridiculous-tiktok-video-annnd-we-cant-even-watch/
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2021, 02:36:40 PM »

Bandaids are white privilege now.

CRAY-CRAY alert: Teacher rages about bandaids being WHITE PRIVILEGE in ridiculous TikTok video annnd we can’t EVEN (watch)
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/03/29/teachers-are-broken-teacher-rants-about-bandaids-being-white-privilege-in-ridiculous-tiktok-video-annnd-we-cant-even-watch/
She defines privilege strangely.  Is it a privilege to have band aides that are lighter colored?  Really?  Would I care if they were all brown?  No.  She acts like all "white people" let out a maniacal laugh every time they pull out a band aide since they know it is made for them.

Will they demand that the actual bandage pads and gauze pads be changed to black?   
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Re: Guess what's racist/white supremacy now
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2021, 11:40:55 PM »

Band aids were mentioned 30-some years ago, in the "knapsack" article that first brought attention to the idea of white privilege.
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