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Join the United States of Woke Army
« on: May 13, 2021, 05:18:08 PM »
China, Iran, NK, and Russian are laughing their ___ off. We're _____ed.

New animated Army recruiting ad is even more woke than the CIA’s, features lesbian wedding for some reason
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/05/13/new-animated-army-recruiting-ad-is-even-more-woke-than-the-cias-features-lesbian-wedding-for-some-reason/
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2021, 05:35:40 PM »
^^^Having had up close and personal experience with this, few things are more frightening than angry lesbians.  Angry lesbians in full battle rattle would be excellent front line troops as you push off to the objective.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2021, 05:37:26 PM »
You do have a point there  :rofl:
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2021, 05:39:56 PM »
Angry Lesbians was the name of a boy band I was in back in the 90s.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2021, 06:39:08 PM »
Never had a problem with the dykes I worked with.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2021, 06:47:25 PM »
Never had a problem with the dykes I worked with.

Neither have I but that's not the point. I think the focus of the army should be 100% on our fighting ability and not how woke we can be. You don't get extra points in combat based on how woke you are. This stuff is a distraction our troops don't need.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2021, 06:59:19 PM »
Neither have I but that's not the point. I think the focus of the army should be 100% on our fighting ability and not how woke we can be. You don't get extra points in combat based on how woke you are. This stuff is a distraction our troops don't need.

And people should join the military, not to "make a difference," but to be ready to fight for our country. 
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2021, 09:18:21 PM »
That video was rather cringe worthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb7njNWtZ_E

Notice that she joined a sorority full of other strong women. Why do I find that statement to be un-credible? (0:55)

And then, at about 1:01, notice how they slipped in the subtle (like a SCUD missile is subtle) reference to white privilege.

Disgusting.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2021, 04:23:33 PM by Hawkmoon »
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2021, 10:08:19 PM »
And people should join the military, not to "make a difference," but to be ready to fight for our country.


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When I joined the military the primary focus was being trained and prepared to kill commies and break all their *expletive deleted*it before they could kill us and break all our *expletive deleted*it.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2021, 03:22:37 PM »
Sometimes we carry more weight then we owe.
And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2021, 08:43:24 PM »
Get all women out of combat positions.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2021, 09:08:23 PM »
Get all women out of combat positions.

You might not like it but that ship has sailed. I have seen more than one woman as a top ten pilot in a carrier air wing. On the same standards as everyone else. They command warships, some well, some not, just like their male counterparts.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2021, 10:47:19 PM »
I'll just leave this here.

https://gunfreezone.net/six-months-maybe-a-year-until-this-comes-true/

Humorous thread drift-
My daughter, the 6th grade teacher, has a female student that decided she is actually a he.
Changed name from something girlish to "Toby" and insisted that the school refer to her/him that way. (my daughter did not mention the ethnicity of the child)
Not wishing to endanger her job by not accepting the wokeness my daughter went along with it.
Then came parent/teacher conference time. My daughter used the students new name and the parents went WTFO??!!?? Seems little darling hadn't informed dear old mom and dad about her/his transgenderism.
Much hilarity ensued.
The child has since requested that the school use her male name at school and her birth name when interacting with her parents.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2021, 07:18:55 AM »
I wonder if "Toby" has one or more trans friends.  Or if "Toby's" friends will soon decide they are trans.

For the young, female-to-male types it apparently often takes place in a social cluster.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2021, 08:38:31 AM »

The child has since requested that the school use her male name at school and her birth name when interacting with her parents.

I thought it was a only a joke about the idea of changing genders day to day,  It honestly never occurred to me that someone would want to switch depending on who they were around.

When someone is switching back and forth often, what's the correct pronoun usage for past tense when it conflicts with the present.  If I was talking to the parents in front of the student, would I say "she told me that he didn't want you to know he was a she"?  I don't think I would pass a woke english class.
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2021, 04:47:07 PM »
I thought it was a only a joke about the idea of changing genders day to day,  It honestly never occurred to me that someone would want to switch depending on who they were around.

When someone is switching back and forth often, what's the correct pronoun usage for past tense when it conflicts with the present.  If I was talking to the parents in front of the student, would I say "she told me that he didn't want you to know he was a she"?  I don't think I would pass a woke english class.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2021, 05:39:01 PM »
Hey you.

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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2021, 09:50:28 AM »
. . . When someone is switching back and forth often, what's the correct pronoun usage . . .
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2021, 02:38:04 PM »
Nuts.

That would probably be construed as "transphobic"  :facepalm: .
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Re: Join the United States of Woke Army
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2021, 02:45:07 PM »
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us".
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