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Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« on: May 20, 2021, 05:05:24 PM »
If you are going to plagiarize a joke at least make it better than the original, not worse!

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1395103774302158848/pu/vid/640x360/U8pIfcjH5Kw0lyr9.mp4



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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2021, 05:57:21 PM »
One of those men has a genuine respect for the men and women of the military.
The other despises and looks down upon them.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2021, 08:55:26 PM »
No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe.  You are the dumb one. [popcorn]
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2021, 11:09:58 PM »
I think we're all enjoying the return to civility and norms and what-not.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2021, 08:32:37 AM »
Quote from: grampster on May 20, 2021, 08:55:26 PM
No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe.  You are the dumb one. [popcorn]

Just think of what's next in line. And next in line after that.

The fix is in.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2021, 08:52:49 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 22, 2021, 08:32:37 AM
Just think of what's next in line. And next in line after that.

The fix is in.

And Biden was the guarantee that Obama wasn't going to be bumped off ...
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2021, 01:13:53 PM »
Quote from: grampster on May 20, 2021, 08:55:26 PM
No, the class isn't dumb Uncle Joe.  You are the dumb one. [popcorn]
He said "dull" I thought.  Was that because they didn't laugh at his bad joke?
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2021, 02:50:56 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 22, 2021, 01:13:53 PM
He said "dull" I thought.  Was that because they didn't laugh at his bad joke?

Yep.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2021, 07:35:58 PM »
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2021, 10:14:49 PM »
 ???   I  must be dense  .... I don't get it.   =(
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2021, 10:20:14 PM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on May 22, 2021, 10:14:49 PM
???   I  must be dense  .... I don't get it.   =(

lines are swapped around.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2021, 10:35:00 PM »
Quote from: grampster on May 22, 2021, 10:20:14 PM
lines are swapped around.


 :facepalm:   D'oh!!!
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2021, 03:39:43 AM »
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2021, 12:04:00 PM »
That's almost as bad as Russian Cyrillic .... [tinfoil] .....  :rofl:
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2021, 12:08:21 PM »
I think I "missed"  that backwards joke in MechAg94's post because the final panel threw me off a bit.  The Dino with the tears.

It doesn't really seem appropriate, really.  Sweat would seem more appropriate,  to me, atleast.

Or .... it could just be the spiderwebs stuck in the gray matter ... :laugh: 
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2021, 02:02:08 PM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on May 23, 2021, 12:08:21 PM
I think I "missed"  that backwards joke in MechAg94's post because the final panel threw me off a bit.  The Dino with the tears.

It doesn't really seem appropriate, really.  Sweat would seem more appropriate,  to me, atleast.

Or .... it could just be the spiderwebs stuck in the gray matter ... :laugh:

Well, the T-Rex seems to be smiling, so maybe they are tears of joy because he got the desired reaction.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2021, 04:52:53 PM »
This bad joke is a bit more straightforward. 


https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/
Not sure if you have access to Instagram.  This guy posts a bunch of puns and bad jokes all with the same graphic.  I would refer to them as Dad Jokes, but everyone has their own term.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2021, 05:31:46 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2021, 05:34:23 PM »
Or you can try dry humor like Paul Harrell in his ad for Red Bull and the Taurus Judge.   =)

https://youtu.be/-k_sHvI--RU?t=604
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2021, 06:09:53 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 23, 2021, 05:34:23 PM
Or you can try dry humor like Paul Harrell in his ad for Red Bull and the Taurus Judge.   =)

https://youtu.be/-k_sHvI--RU?t=604

Watched that earlier. He seems to be understandably grumpy over YT demonetizing him
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2021, 06:26:25 PM »
Odd.  When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway. Of course, come to think of it, Carson didn't have the launch codes.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2021, 06:57:21 PM »
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Carson didn't have the launch codes.


 [tinfoil]
That's what they wanted you to believe.
 [tinfoil]
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2021, 07:31:36 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 23, 2021, 06:26:25 PM
Odd.  When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway. Of course, come to think of it, Carson didn't have the launch codes.

Please don't allude to the idea that Joe has control over nuclear weapons. It may be, but let's think of non-horrifying things.
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Re: Joe can't even steal a joke properly
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2021, 07:43:41 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 23, 2021, 06:26:25 PM
Odd.  When Johnny Carson would screw up a joke, everybody laughed anyway.

Ed McMahon knew where his paycheck was coming from.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2021, 09:11:11 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on May 23, 2021, 07:43:41 PM
Ed McMahon knew where his paycheck was coming from.

He was called "the human laugh track."
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