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Re: Facebook & Instagram go down simultaneously this A.M.
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2021, 10:24:45 AM »

And it's back.

Well it was nice while it lasted.

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Re: Facebook & Instagram go down simultaneously this A.M.
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2021, 01:10:21 PM »

"Tastes kind-of like cherry cough syrup and swimming-pool water, with a hint of puke."
                   - Paul Harrell describes Red Bull

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Re: Facebook & Instagram go down simultaneously this A.M.
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2021, 03:48:56 PM »

This looked like a good place for this:

Top Ten Revelations From The Facebook Whistleblower
https://babylonbee.com/news/top-ten-revelations-from-the-facebook-whistleblower

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You may have thought Facebook is nothing but a fun way to share pictures with your boomer aunt, but a whistleblower has revealed a dark side to Facebook. Here’s what she revealed:

Almost no one on Facebook actually has hundreds of friends.

Half the farms in Farmville are secretly growing weed.

Bill Gates really did offer to give away one billion dollars if enough people like and share this post.

If you’ve ever been poked on Facebook, they have your DNA.

Boomers share an average of 300 million minion memes a day.

The next-gen Mark Zuckerberg will be indistinguishable from a human being and completely unstoppable.

The number of “happy birthday” wishes you get on Facebook has no correlation with whether your birthday will be happy.

The news algorithms are specially calibrated to suppress any mention of Zuckerberg’s weird eyes.

Anyone who has ever used Oculus has had his mind reprogrammed to assassinate Jack Dorsey.

Conservatives are still allowed to share opinions.

Yikes! This looks bad. Seems like the government may have to step in and take control. That always makes things better.
“It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.”  ― Calvin Coolidge

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Re: Facebook & Instagram go down simultaneously this A.M.
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2021, 06:18:28 PM »

"Tastes kind-of like cherry cough syrup and swimming-pool water, with a hint of puke."
                   - Paul Harrell describes Red Bull
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