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I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« on: April 12, 2022, 04:43:51 PM »
Steven Seagal partying like the rockstar he isn't with his buddy Vladimir. Yes, that Vladimir.

https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/cm/steven-seagal-tells-putin-allies-134313998.html

What a complete and utter tool.

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Re: I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2022, 05:02:18 PM »
A one way ticket to Mariupol should fix that.

Yeah, he's been buddy buddy with Putin for a while
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Re: I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2022, 05:14:45 PM »
I believe Seagal has Russian citizenship.

Yes, he is a dirtbag, and apparently has always been a dirtbag.
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Re: I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2022, 06:29:03 PM »
Yes, I’m pretty sure he’s been living in Russian for awhile now teaching fake martial arts.
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Re: I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2022, 06:40:27 PM »
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Seagal reportedly holds citizenships in three countries: the United States, Serbia, and Russia.[51][52] Born in the United States, he possesses jus soli U.S. citizenship. He was granted Serbian citizenship on January 11, 2016, following several visits to the country, and has been asked to teach aikido to the Serbian Special Forces.[53][54]

Seagal was granted Russian citizenship on November 3, 2016; according to government spokesman Dmitry Peskov, "He was asking quite insistently and over a lengthy period to be granted citizenship."[55][7] While various media have cited Seagal and President Vladimir Putin as friends and Seagal stated that he "would like to consider [Putin] as a brother",[6] Putin has distanced himself from Seagal; Peskov is reported to have said: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's a huge fan, but he's definitely seen some of his movies."[56]
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Re: I knew Seagal was a *expletive deleted*bag, but damn
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2022, 09:37:16 PM »
Seagal and Putin would be like Mutt and Jeff. Seagal is 6'-3" or 6'-4" -- Putin is a comparative shrimp at 5'-5" or 5'-6"
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