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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2022, 12:11:42 PM »

Yeah... I just threw up.

A lot...
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2022, 12:19:49 PM »

Puppies? Great, now I need to worry if my dog is going to get Monkeypox.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2022, 02:54:58 PM »

Puppies? Great, now I need to worry if my dog is going to get Monkeypox.
If I had to guess, I would say it was either some sort of Brony type thing or some sort of behavior/degredation stuff.  I am not doing a google search.   =(
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2022, 02:56:50 PM »

If I had to guess, I would say it was either some sort of Brony type thing or some sort of behavior/degredation stuff.  I am not doing a google search.   =(

Take one for the team.  [popcorn]
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2022, 07:42:13 PM »

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In its latest update, the WHO said some countries were reporting that new cases were appearing beyond known contacts of previously confirmed cases, which it said suggested chains of transmission were being "missed through undetected circulation of the virus".

Monkeypox: Cases outside Africa rise to 780 in three weeks
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-61696974
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2022, 10:37:11 AM »

Oh good *expletive deleted*ing grief

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    BREAKING: WHO will rename monkeypox virus to combat racism and stigma

    Not satire 🤣🤣🤣

    — Art TakingBack 🇺🇸 (@ArtValley818_) June 15, 2022
https://twitchy.com/foundersgirl-313133/2022/06/15/racist-monkeypox-flagged-for-a-rebrand-phew-thank-you-who/
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2022, 10:49:05 AM »

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I vote for Midtermpox.

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2022, 10:49:36 AM »

Donkeypox
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2022, 10:52:39 AM »

MAGApox. Then when it mutates, UltraMAGApox.
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2022, 03:22:50 PM »

Our warehouse manager at work has discovered that the BBC has a pidgin edition:

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2022, 09:26:34 PM »

How about just saying no?

CDC issues guidelines for ‘safer sex’ if you’re infected with monkeypox
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2022/06/17/cdc-issues-guidelines-for-safer-sex-if-youre-infected-with-monkeypox/
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2022, 09:56:59 PM »

Prediction: My neighbors won't stop going out for the local nightlife to hook up, but we will instead see another round of them putting down their "rescued" "furbabies."
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2022, 11:56:08 AM »

Prediction: My neighbors won't stop going out for the local nightlife to hook up, but we will instead see another round of them putting down their "rescued" "furbabies."

Why?

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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2022, 06:42:03 PM »

A lot of them used to have dogs... Then there was the whole "your dog can infect you with the covids" thing, and it seems like I'm not seeing as many pooches.
 
Never mind that the only human interaction the poor critters had was with the people who were having everything delivered...
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Re: And now Monkeypox
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2022, 09:51:59 AM »

In Indiana now

Indiana identifies first probable case of Monkeypox
https://www.wave3.com/2022/06/19/first-case-monkeypox-indiana/
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