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What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« on: May 29, 2022, 08:17:37 PM »
It's not even June yet so what the heck does 2022 still have in store for us.

Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into ‘aggressive’ mutant rage monsters
https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/gene-editing-turns-fluffy-hamsters-into-aggressive-rage-monsters-16721041/

PHOTOS: Scientists accidentally create ‘rage monster’ mutant hamsters following a gene-editing experiment gone wrong
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2022/05/29/photos-scientists-accidentally-create-rage-monster-mutant-hamsters-following-a-gene-editing-experiment-gone-wrong/
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2022, 10:07:12 PM »
It's the Pax.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2022, 10:10:36 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 29, 2022, 10:07:12 PM
It's the Pax.

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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2022, 10:16:05 PM »
20 gauge.  Open choke.  Smallest shot you can get.

Or a cat.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2022, 11:45:00 PM »
Uh oh . . . Night of the Hell Hamsters . . . it's coming and it's real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjQjP0E7w0&ab_channel=PaulCampion
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2022, 01:21:46 AM »
Quote from: HankB on May 29, 2022, 11:45:00 PM
Uh oh . . . Night of the Hell Hamsters . . . it's coming and it's real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjQjP0E7w0&ab_channel=PaulCampion

Hamster-nado?

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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2022, 01:55:20 AM »
9 Iron? No, no, DETCORD!
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2022, 08:49:21 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on May 30, 2022, 01:21:46 AM
Hamster-nado?

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Hamstericane?
Hamiconda?
Velocihamster?

Plenty of possibilities for the next series of D-class monster movies (long overdue) on the Sci-Fi channel. Maybe former CNN+ employees like Chris Wallace can have cameos being eaten - they need the work and viewers would enjoy it.

Hmmm . . . if genetic editing makes the critters more aggressive, how about stocking the Rio Grande with genetically modified crocodiles or piranha?   >:D
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2022, 08:52:29 AM »
Honey Badgers   >:D
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2022, 10:05:58 AM »
The article mentioned it increased aggression towards hampster of the same sex.  Perhaps that is a side effect of heterosexual bonding?  I have read oxytocin, a human bonding hormone, increases ingroup attachment, and increases hostility towards outgroups at the same time.  Maybe this is something similar.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2022, 12:11:51 PM »
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'We don’t understand this system as well as we thought we did.'

Well, Duh!

Further proof that God does not approve of genetic tinkering.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2022, 01:15:42 PM »
.45-70, never want to take a chance on not enough.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2022, 02:28:36 PM »
Quote from: HankB on May 30, 2022, 08:49:21 AM
Hamstericane?
Hamiconda?
Velocihamster?

Plenty of possibilities for the next series of D-class monster movies (long overdue) on the Sci-Fi channel. Maybe former CNN+ employees like Chris Wallace can have cameos being eaten - they need the work and viewers would enjoy it.

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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2022, 03:02:54 PM »
God forbid it be a 9mm, according to Sniffy Joe those are only for blowing the lungs out of people.
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Re: What caliber for Rage Hamsters?
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2022, 07:14:11 PM »
Quote from: French G. on May 30, 2022, 01:15:42 PM
.45-70, never want to take a chance on not enough.
I am more in favor of 12 gauge.  Bird shot for starters.  Can upgrade to slugs if necessary.
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