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Days like today...
« on: May 28, 2022, 10:50:06 PM »

...I just wanna sit in my overstuffed living room chair with a case of squirt chocolate frosting...
Damn I need to figure out some good low-carb munchies that I'm not sick of.
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Re: Days like today...
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2022, 06:35:14 PM »

Milk Duds and Malted Milk Balls.
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Re: Days like today...
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2022, 12:28:33 AM »

Beef jerky.

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Re: Days like today...
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2022, 02:00:22 AM »

That sliced hard salami from Aldi.  Aerosol can of sharp cheddar cheeze. "Low carb" flour tortillas, cut into triangles (sorta) and use like crackers.  Raw broccoli florets (they suck as a snack all by themselves, but are good with cheese and crackers or some kind of dip)
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Re: Days like today...
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2022, 07:35:00 AM »

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Re: Days like today...
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2022, 10:59:08 AM »

Sharp cheddar cheese, deer salami, olives, sweet pickles and club crackers.
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