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Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« on: September 17, 2022, 12:19:49 AM »
https://babylonbee.com/video/californians-adjust-to-new-life-in-texas
This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!

Video at the link has been going around.   =)


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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2022, 01:52:14 AM »
Stolen and placed in the book of f e aces.
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2022, 06:28:38 AM »
Stolen and placed in the book of f e aces.

Double steal!
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2022, 08:01:23 AM »
Triple heisted
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2022, 08:24:31 AM »
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2022, 08:28:43 AM »
Priceless.  :rofl:

Copied the link and sent it to my (Democrat) cousins who still live in Illinois.
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2022, 04:16:53 PM »
The nice thing to me is since we passed constitutional carry, there is now some reality to the stereotypes about guns.  Not that gun ownership was low or anything, but that sort of carry was limited. 
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2022, 06:02:47 PM »
My son and daughter in law just moved from Phoenix, Az to small town Kentucky and are having the same kind of issues.  It's cool here now, until this week, and they just can't believe we can sit outside around a fire in our fireplace in front of the house and folks wave with all their fingers and no one shoots at us.

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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2022, 06:40:22 PM »
Those people are the reason I left Calif.

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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2022, 02:07:39 PM »
quadruple steal.
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2022, 04:47:15 PM »
Part 2:

https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c

I do have to say that I'm a little disappointed in part 2, because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?  :laugh:
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2022, 05:26:03 PM »
Part 2:

https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c

I do have to say that I'm a little disappointed in part 2, because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?  :laugh:

I know a guy that moved back to texas with his san francisco wife, they're interracial too so its even funnier , I posted that on his facebook for his birthday just now  lol
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2022, 05:26:18 PM »
"because WTF with only one barbeque gun at a barbeque?"

Please let it be a Gatling gun, please let it be a Gatlin gun!
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2022, 09:17:29 PM »
 =D

"Bless your heart"

The BBQ part at the end is pretty funny. 
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2022, 11:11:11 PM »
First one was meh. Liked the second one.
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2022, 11:51:07 PM »
I'm reminded of the phrase I saw recently:  "Vegetables are what food eats."

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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2022, 09:08:42 AM »
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQVUNPeWnc

This one is pretty good.   =)
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2022, 09:09:12 AM »
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQVUNPeWnc

This one is pretty good.   =)

That's the first one that made me laugh out loud.
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2022, 10:46:34 AM »
That's the first one that made me laugh out loud.

"You found a marriage counselor IN TEXAS that uses the word 'Texafication?' "

"She's in Austin"

 :rofl:

(There's an element of truth there - I live just west of Austin.  ;)  )
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2022, 11:03:02 AM »
"You found a marriage counselor IN TEXAS that uses the word 'Texafication?' "

"She's in Austin"

 :rofl:

(There's an element of truth there - I live just west of Austin.  ;)  )

That was one of the lines that made me laugh out loud. :)
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2022, 11:28:43 AM »
LMAO over "The Alec Baldwin Rule" but couldn't make out "The Hunter Biden Rule."

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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2022, 11:50:33 AM »
LMAO over "The Alec Baldwin Rule" but couldn't make out "The Hunter Biden Rule."

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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2022, 11:52:31 AM »
"Know where your firearm is at all times"

I thought it was "Don't lie on your 4473"
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2022, 08:13:56 PM »
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsImFkLdE4A
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Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
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Re: Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2022, 08:22:57 PM »
Some other videos I saw on their youtube channel..   =)

Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKiQRYORyE

10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia_dWAqq0Xo

Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmM-owvWAdc



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