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Brad Johnson

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The perfect gift
« on: November 25, 2022, 08:49:07 PM »
Ladies and gents, your kind attention please...

I have found, quite possibly, the perfect gift for any occasion.

Amazon link
https://a.co/d/4u4RlPx

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Re: The perfect gift
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2022, 09:04:12 PM »
Well, that is going to help my list of recommended items on Amazon.
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Re: The perfect gift
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2022, 09:27:36 PM »
Well, that is going to help my list of recommended items on Amazon.

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Re: The perfect gift
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2022, 09:59:48 PM »
Ladies and gents, your kind attention please...

I have found, quite possibly, the perfect gift for any occasion.

Amazon link
https://a.co/d/4u4RlPx

Brad

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Re: The perfect gift
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2022, 08:57:14 AM »
Sometimes students dropped off a gift for their teacher on the last day before Christmas break - this would have been a perfect anonymous gift for one of my teachers back then.

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