Help stop Santa's oppression of disabled deer!

[gunsmith]

 
 Help stop Santa's oppression of disabled deer!
The Misfit Toy Militia announces it's campaign against Santa's domination of the North Pole and his enslavement of Elves!
Everyone knows the story of Rudolph and his red nose.
Poor Rudolph became an alcoholic due to his treatment at the hands of Santa's henchmen, the "little Helpers Gang".
Rudolph is also a classic co dependent, even after the other Reindeer laughed at him and called him names, He still volunteered for hazardous duty and helped Santa, even though it was a cold & snowy night poor Rudolph helped out.
It's time to close Santa's little gitmo on the island of misfit toys and
It's time to end Santa's reign of terror and dismantle his North pole sweatshop! Send donations to The Misfit Toy Militia now!

[Nitrogen]

You owe me a new keyboard. 

[Fly320s]

Don't buy into it!!

It's all a plot by Rudolph's brother, Tim.  Tim has been sucking-up to everyone he can so that he can take over the top reindoor spot.

You know... Tim the Brown-nose reindeer.

[Gewehr98]

Fixed:

[crt360]

I used to have a Nugent concert shirt with a very similar image on it.  The guy with the gun was, as you already suspected, uncle Ted.  People were either extremely offended by it or wanted to buy it from me.  I think someone eventually stole it.

[RevDisk]

Hehehe, that's awesome, Gewehr.


So...   which bugging capitalist here will crank out the t-shirts first?