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Are you expendable?
« on: January 30, 2008, 09:40:22 AM »
This is most hilarious.  Will be utterly pointless if you don't have a couple minutes and sound.  All you guys at work are sol.

http://areyouexpendable.com
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 05:17:05 PM »
 laugh laugh laugh

I always wondered where minion came from.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 05:50:32 PM »
At least they get good health insurance.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 06:22:08 PM »
I thought we were going to talk about a draft.  But I am not expendable.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 08:18:33 PM »
I thought Henchmen and Evil Minnions were unionized ??

IBHEM - The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Evil Minions.

I heard they endorsed Ron Paul... "We want someone to do our thinking for us !!!!"   grin
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 09:26:14 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on January 30, 2008, 07:18:33 PM
I heard they endorsed Ron Paul... "We want someone to do our thinking for us !!!!"   grin

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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 01:16:17 AM »
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.

You just have to remember, if you meet a handsome fellow with a British accent or a loud American who keeps telling people to drop stuff, to run the other way.....
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 01:52:22 AM »
Quote from: Tecumseh on January 30, 2008, 05:22:08 PM
I am not expendable.

Please explain.   smiley
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 03:05:00 AM »
screw it.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 04:46:29 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.


I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?

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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 11:23:49 AM »
Quote from: Firethorn on January 31, 2008, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.


I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?

Firethorn,
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Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 10:23:49 AM
Quote from: Firethorn on January 31, 2008, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.


I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?

Firethorn,
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Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......

All I asked for were some frickken laser beams...

We have salmon, sir.  But they ARE ill tempered...
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 01:15:58 PM »
Apparently so.

I just found out that I was supposed to have been laid off from my job last June.

Now it appears that I'm safe through at least the end of the year, but who knows.

I'm starting up the job search process just out of self defense.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2008, 01:30:18 PM »
Didn't you just start that job not long ago?  After some other layoff?
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2008, 02:49:32 PM »
Yep. The niceities of government contracting work.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2008, 03:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Ezekiel on January 31, 2008, 11:16:16 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 10:23:49 AM
Quote from: Firethorn on January 31, 2008, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 12:16:17 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.


I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?

Firethorn,
Evil Overlord.

Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......

All I asked for were some frickken laser beams...

We have salmon, sir.  But they ARE ill tempered...

Does that mean no dental?....
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2008, 05:57:04 AM »
My company refers to me as a peeon, so I am expendable..
I was enlisted in the air force thus expendable..
My wife has paid up my life insurance so I am now expendable..chris3
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2008, 05:42:56 AM »
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Are you expendable?


Me?  No.  Fistful?  Definitely.

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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2008, 07:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on February 02, 2008, 04:42:56 AM
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Are you expendable?


Me?  No.  Fistful?  Definitely.



No I'm not.  ex-MA hole said so.  Check the sig line.   smiley
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2008, 07:42:36 AM »
Oh, my bad.

But remember "expendable" and "eventual recovery after a severe injury" are two very different things...

MUHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahah....!

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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2008, 07:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on January 31, 2008, 12:15:58 PM
Apparently so.

I just found out that I was supposed to have been laid off from my job last June.

Now it appears that I'm safe through at least the end of the year, but who knows.

I'm starting up the job search process just out of self defense.

Sure your name isn't "Milton Waddams?"

I'll be sure not to swipe your Swingline.
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2008, 07:03:46 AM »
Well, Milt and I do share a similar body type...

But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2008, 07:50:42 AM »
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But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...


Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!   shocked

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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2008, 08:15:54 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on February 04, 2008, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...


Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!   shocked

Brad

And that's a bad thing... how?
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Re: Are you expendable?
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2008, 08:23:54 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on February 04, 2008, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Brad Johnson on February 04, 2008, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...


Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!   shocked

Brad

And that's a bad thing... how?

Because we've seen glimpses of the inner Mike and it's scary.  Very, very scary.

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