I don't drink any more than I used to. Don't drink any less, either.
A doctor told me if I didn't quit drinking, I'd go deaf. I told him that I liked what I was drinking a lot better than what I was hearing.
I don't drink anything stronger than pop, but that ol' sumbitch'll drink danged near anything.
Ya know the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? Us drunks don't have to go to all those meetings.
Halfway serious: I was around enough alkies in my younger years that while I didn't really worry about my own drinking, I kept an eye out for any pattern. IOW, did it get to be a "Have to have a drink" or "Well, okay, why not?" For me it was the latter.
Patternless. Sip along day to day, dry spell, little party, sip, sip, big party, dry spell. I like drinking but it's no big deal.
The main thing, I guess, is that I'm uninterested in drinking when I'm alone. Oh, maybe a sundown beer if I've been working, but that's about it. A rare after-supper brandy, on occasion.
I don't much like to be around people except when I'm in a good mood, so I guess that at worst I'm a happy drunk.
"Drunk", though, is a really, really rare thing. Been a long, long time.
Probably oughta do something about that...
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